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Pabst Goal

A greasy (bad shot, undeserved) goal in any type of hockey video game. In comparison to offering someone a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Which someone wouldn't expect to receive something that crappy, but does.
Sam: You took that slapshot from behind the blue line.

Brandon: It was a clean shot.

Sam: What a fucking pabst goal.
by theshizz55 January 14, 2013
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Klar goal

a goal scored in pro evolution soccer when a player is used to dribble past all the players then pass it to the open man, it is very boring.
And Zidane dribbles down the wing past Ferdianda and Cole but no he isnt shooting, he is squaring it to Henry for Klar goal
by Euan napier June 19, 2006
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pizza goal

Some professional hockey teams award free pizza to fans in attendance if their team scores a certain number of goals in a game (i.e., 6). The pizza goal is the goal which sends the fans home with pizza.
Heatley and Corvo came out of the penalty box, had a breakaway, and Heatley scored the pizza goal, winning the Ottawa fans free pizza.
by Andy Saunders January 6, 2008
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Mickey Mouse Goal

A mickey mouse goal is a goal in football that is of the following:

1. Scored against a small team.

2. Tap-in.

3.Penalty.
Oh Look! Penaldo just scored 10 mickey mouse goals against Lithuania Andorra and Luxembourg. Not my Goat!
by Jose Mourinho is finished April 7, 2021
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Glitch Goal

A bullshit goal scored in sports games such as NHL. Once the Glitch Goal strategies are mastered, wins are pretty much guaranteed. Mainly a strategy used by huge and complete pussies.
JC: "Wanna play NHL 12?"
CC: "Fuck that man, you glitch goal like a mother fucker"
JC: "wowwww doooood"
by PiffDaddy February 24, 2012
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Drop Goal

Method of scoring in rugby. Throughout a significant portion of rugby's history it was worth more than tries. However this has been reduced to 3 in Union and 1 in League.

Taken by kicking the ball between the uprights on the bounce after having been dropped.

Since Jonny Wilkinson's proficiency at taking this kind of kick, there have been calls to reduce the value even further in Union.
NOTE: This was not an issue when Jannie de Beer scored 5 against England in the 1999 world cup.
England have started scoring drop goals!!!
That's not fair, the English aren't allowed to win anything.
by JJ May 29, 2004
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own goal

used by british soldiers in northern ireland to describe an IRA terrorist who accidently blew themselves up with their own bomb.
by bob248 May 6, 2008
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