Gloria James

Lebron James's mother and Delonte West's milf

Lebron: I'm taking my talents to South Beach with Dwyane Wade.
Delonte: I'm taking mine to Boston with Gloria James.
Lebron: What?
Delonte: I'm taking that bitch back like your hairline.

by The How August 27, 2011

Gloria Macapagal Arroyo

-A hobbit of a President residing on the Philippines.
-She betrayed previous President ERAP and became President.
-On the reelection she ran against FPJ (bestfriend of ERAP, also the Action King Actor in the Phil) and won though most people think she cheated her little ass.
-Talks like a snake.
-Greets Manny Pacquiao everytime with a LIVE telecast (it has to be LIVE, for her PR).
-Greedier than pResident Evil MARCOS (waaay to greedy).
-Attention grabber.
-Even tells the Media she has Diarrhea... DIARRHEA!

It's Gloria Macapagal Arroyo's fault. Blame GMA!

by etchua October 24, 2007

gloria moore

Totally and utterly awesome! A Sparkly Princess who loves everything that sparkles and wants the world to be painted with glitter!! World peace would be obtained by her sparkly Princessness and shopping!!

Man, I wish everything was Gloria Moore!!

by #SparklyPrincessOfAwesomeness January 1, 2017

Gloria Velez

The most beautiful model/video dancer/rapper/latina to ever walk the earth do yo thang girl

Gloria Velez was in the Jay-Z video Big Pimpin

by NEK2006 August 9, 2006

Gloria Jean's

A cafe chain ala starbucks. Invented in America but failed, bought by Australian's that use it as a business front / cash cow for the Money Worship weird religious cult Hillsong. They server reasonably priced watery coffee and inedible over priced snacks.

Let's go to Gloria Jean's...
No I don't want to give my money to Hillsong, let's go to a decent coffee shop instead

by Smithlerman September 1, 2011

Gloria V. Ruiz

A name you call a person who is extremely strict and is evil to everyone. This includes having EXTREME mood swings and tend to be considered bitches or bipolar. They also won't let anyone get their point across and believe that even though something's not true just because they feel it's true it has to be true and the other person becomes a liar. They also put themselves to be very Godly and honest person but when something goes the wrong way they turn into their real bitchy-ass selves. They like to act like a teenager, by wearing their kids clothes and trying to cover up their gray hair. They also tend to get drunk and then get pissed off about it when people bring it up cuz she knows she was acting like a drunk ass fool.

Gloria V. Ruiz is the fakest bitch ever.

by your mom fool February 19, 2010

gloria g

someone who everyone knows and everyone likes. someone you can't get out of your head, no matter how hard you try. someone who will never give you a second look, because you were a wimp and wasted your chance.

Person A: "look it's gloria g."
You: "..."
Person A: "what?"
You: "nothing."

by hangmansnoose February 11, 2022