gloin

1. One of the thirteen dwarves that journeyed with Bilbo Baggins , in J.R.R. Tolkien's book "The Hobbit".

2. How Chinese people with heavy accents pronounce "groin".

1. Gloin and his son Gimli went to Rivendell in time for the Council of Elrond.

2. Doctor: Hello mister Chan, what seems to be the problem today?
Chinese guy: Mah gloin..::points to crotch::
Doctor: Ahh, well surgery should help. We will just slice that little fucker and....
Chinese guy: Ahh yoo seeleeyus?? PAK DAT! Yoo nalla leel doctoh! I go see accupungshoo! @$%#^$*%$@!#!!! <--- random Chinese cuss words

by naknumm February 4, 2008

glomp

verb: to hug someone or something in a strong, extremely affectionate way, usually against the hugee's will.
noun: a very strong, extremely affectionate hug against the hugee's will.

As soon as I walked into the room, my spazzy bff Amy glomped me so hard I fell down.

by Amaya_Sakaruta July 5, 2010

Glomp

Verb.
A running launching flying tackle of a hug that will knock the recipiant to the ground

I was so excited to see him after all these months, that I glomped him and he fell to the ground.

by demonicmelodic July 15, 2010

glomp

to glomp {NONsexual}
is the action of one person lovingly
(and dramatically) attacking another with a hug.A glomp is often preadatory and lies somewhere in the grey area between a caring embrace, and a flying leap to tackle someone.

"She glomp ed him after his long, needless trip."

by Better Let Her September 14, 2007

glophia

an introverted extrovert who sits behind a phone half her life and writes irrelavent indirects if someone's bothering her bc she's too shy to go up to them in person. she also makes raps & likes unique music so if u have a problem with that, eat a snickers. is very picky of her friends, don't treat her likes she's extra.

"Wow that glophia issa awko taco"

by glophiagliatsos August 26, 2017

Glooped

To be so strongly under the influence of cannabis that normal human activities can no longer be performed. Ex: unable to walk, talk , write, etc.

Max: hey bro, u glooped?
Elijah: teehee duyyy!
Max: yeah....he's glooped.

by Hoogalaboogalaboo2621 November 10, 2018

Gloop

Gloop
Noun. The lettuce on a cheap ass $0.99 value menu burger, or any sandwich at that price, from big named fast food establishments in the United States of America.

Gloopy
Adj. The appearance of something being grossly limp & moist like lettuce on a sandwich from big name fast food establishments $0.99 value menu.

Gloopier
Mc Donalds

Gloopiest
Jack n the box

Ewww! That $0.99 chicken sandwich has gloop on it!

by lucky bailey rocks December 5, 2018