gloit

somebody who steals insults knowing full well it will piss the original creator off

you fucking gloit gloit is my insult

by martyn and leo April 16, 2004

Glottis

A retard who talks utter bollocks on a forum.

Omg m8r ur a Glottis!

by roxxordewd1234 January 5, 2005

the gloat

While hanging out with friends, secretly get the goat out and then sit on a friend's lap. Used in penis showing game.

Taylor: "Lets go hang out with some females"

Evan: "no, i want to lay on the couch and play call of duty"

Taylor: (with the goat out, and sitting on evan) "THE GLOAT"

Evan: "WTF MAN!?!?! your F'ing nasty!!!"

by Taylor20 February 4, 2008

Dictionary Gloater

A person who shows off by showing their friends how cool the definition of their name is on this site. Mostly applies to males who like to show how their name means sex god.

Person 1: "Dude look my name means I have a huge package."

Person 2: "Wow, STFU. You're such a dictionary gloater."

Setting your FB status as your Urban Dictionary Definition makes you a Dictionary Gloater

by onlinedictionary December 28, 2009

Gooftroot

Disrespecting or hateing, hater

Man you a Gooftroot

Dude why you always Gooftrootin

by labwonica johnson December 7, 2006

gloatation

To stunt or showboat one's accomplishments.

My gloatation for the day is that I moved in 100 people in under 60 days!

by HWC October 3, 2012

glowtime

After taking a prohibited drug, the length of time an athlete will test positive for it.

After starting a drug regimen of EPO and standing on the pedals all the way up the Col du Tourmalet, Tyler asked Lance, "What is the glowtime on this Edgar?"

by headofsteam September 30, 2013