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Glendas Get Jobs

A motto that Bostonian hipster women say to themselves when preparing for a job interview in order to remind themselves that boring, conservative, unattractive women are more likely to get jobs. This motto often results in hipster women removing their leggings, vans and fedoras before their interview.
"I was going to wear my favorite COEXIST T-shirt to my interview but then i remembered that Glendas get jobs."
by TooSharpe June 2, 2014
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Glenda

“Oh I love eating noodles!”

“Well, you are a glenda.”
by pasta men November 23, 2021
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Brimly glinderwar

Brimly glinderwar otherwise known as Brim,brimly,glin or derwar is a welsh randyman who enjoys smoking marajuana from a pipe. Also one of his favourite pass times is standing on a large welsh mountain smoking his marajuane while making out with a sheep. Brimly glinderwars most common phrase is ' huh huh u come to see dannyboy'
Look up on the mountain .. its derwar!
by D.taylor January 15, 2005
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Glenda

Transvestite Neighbor. Usually wears tutus. Attracted to young teenage boys. Lives in vents in the wall.
friend: have you seen glenda today
me: no, he raped me last time
by sWeRvIe July 12, 2014
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grindage

typical term queers use for food.
The 703 boys ate some good grindage last night.
by Revealing Thetruth March 11, 2010
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Glindle

The thing that connects the cups of a bra.
I saw the glindle right underneath her cleavage.
by glindle June 21, 2009
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glandasm

The feeling your mouthtongue gets when you eat well on the exotic promises of salt and vinegar chips against the gross wall of disgust located in the back of your ass-mouth and makes your tonsils spit the rancid spit-semon into your face-throat
KCLinda hasnt had a glandasm in years.
by ellsworthtoohey August 7, 2011
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