Functionally Poor

Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough money to go out to bars, movies, etc. but never enough to go grocery shopping

Being functionally poor, Lazar never has groceries but everyone at the bars knows him!

by anonymous July 23, 2015

can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.

I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.

by TheOriginalGabster July 3, 2014

Funktard

Person who keeps it funkin' real!

That dude at the discotheque is a total funktard.

by KevinB March 1, 2007

Funorexic

Someone suffering from funorexia; a mental condition characterized by buzzkilling, excessive nervousness, and meekness

Dude : You should have come out with us last night. We got so wasted that we reenacted the maze scene from The Shining.

Chick : That sounds awful. I stayed home and re-organized my spice drawer according to color.

Dude : You are such a funorexic.

by Secretly Timid March 27, 2011

fungotry

A positive term applied to something fun in nature. It typically applies to fun people stereotypes, such as men who perform in Broadway musicals.

I am tired, TIRED, of your relentless fungotry

by Anon3545345 October 5, 2007

Function Space

When you press the keys Function and space at the same time so that they computer changes resolution and thus changes the icon arrangement on their desktop. Then the person that was just function spaced has to go and change back all of the icons on his desktop and it is a hassle.

Tanner was just sitting with his computer not paying attention so i walked over to him a function spaced him.
JP: "I just function spaced ure ass, bitch"
Tanner: " Fuck you i hate you, asshole"

by Patrick Sny January 15, 2008

funktronic

genre that blends live funk and electronic music.

the stage was oozing with funktronic goodness.

by Alfonzo Carlton November 10, 2014