fuckstick

(Noun) penis, cock, schlong, dick

"I have a 9" fuckstick!"

by SIDFICK April 28, 2007

fuckstick

A real dufus, someone who doesn't have his/her act together, whether disorganization, bad vibe, unreliable, lazy, liar, etc.

Geez, you fuckstick! You were supposed to be here three days ago! I can't rely on you for shit!

by waterhead October 5, 2007

fuckstick

a person that is such a dick that he/ she can't be equally applied to that term

God damn, billy is such a fuckstick, why does he have to be an asshole all the time

by Mach5170 September 25, 2009

Fuckstick

Used when you're talking about someone who is a complete douchebag.

"You mean your ex boyfriend cheated on you with his ex from a different state, then he said he didn't even want to be friends after you said you would give him a second chance?"
"Yeah, he's a real fuckstick. His heifer girlfriend can have him."

Wow, that Josh kid is a fuckstick.

by BanditTheGreat January 2, 2011

fuckstick

gender neutral word for male or female

hey fuckstick get over here ...

by oggyfroggy November 21, 2016

fuckstick

a stick that fucks a fucker

dude you totally got fucksticked

by Chaz M April 2, 2008

fucksticks

object(s) used to commit to or do an act of fucking also known as: dick dildo, wizzle stick, finger...

john rammed his fuckstick into suzzy hard, she is still bleeding

by stykitin April 4, 2005