Funky Town

The slang name for the city of Fort Worth Texas

Im gonna go smoke a fat blizunt in Funky Town cuzz

by Dirty Jezzy April 4, 2003

It's funny because it's poisonous!

something you say to explain why you're laughing after someone just ate a food item that you gave them (that you slipped arsenic or something into).

"HAHAHAHAHA!!! SUCKA!!!"
"What's so funny, dumbass? I'm just eating this pizza."
"It's funny because it's poisonous! I just slipped a shitload of cyanide into that pizza."
"OH SHIT!!! I'm gonna kill you motherfu-" (drops dead)

by Nick D March 6, 2003

funny t-shirts

Those stupid ads you see on the side of your screen while surfing Urban Dictionary. Those girls aren't even pretty!

Man, those ads are suppose to have funny t-shirts but they are not funny at all!

by Lightboxes April 28, 2008

funny not found

An expression that is used when a joke is lame.

Ted: Do you play sports?
Ned: Yes, I play chess.
Ted: I bet you get injured a lot, hehe..
Ned: Funny not found, dude.

by tree pipit December 4, 2010

funky sac

When sweat and stink build up around a man's scrotum, perhaps after exercising or working in a hot environment, this condition is the result.

After doing yardwork all afternoon Gene had a rank funky sac.

by crashngdog June 14, 2006

not funny

most of the entries in this dictionary

anything done by me

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

funny mud pee

Chinglish slang. It sounds like 放你妈的屁 in Chinese, which basically means stop motherfucking lyingIs. Used to fight back people who called COVID-19 “Chinese Virus”

It is the Chinese virus
Funny mud pee

by 杰克辣舞 March 25, 2020