funeralize

Funeralize is the state of being resulting from a funeral.

Following Tyrone's death, he was funeralized.

by Alison&Omar September 30, 2006

Viking Funeral

The act of lighting a clump of toilet paper on fire atop ones excrement in a standard toilet bowl and then flushing the toilet causing a beautiful flaming typhoon. The fire and Log are eventually swallowed by the toilet leaving a last puff of smoke with a strong ancient burning odor.

This act is most often deployed when an individual feels the need to mask the smell of their excrement when the standard pack of matches is not available but a lighter is at hand. The burning toilet paper shows a 76% masking of the odor in most cases vs. 89% for a book of matches. Wooden matches provide an impressive 96% masking.

The second most popular reason for deploying this act is for the sheer proudness an individual may feel about the crap they created. As if it deserved to be sent off in style.

That doodie was so awesome. It was shaped like a C for Chris! I had to give it a Viking Funeral Bro!

by crisp11 November 20, 2010

Viking Funeral

A ceremony often done by true weed growers, when a long term mother from which many stem cuttings have been taken from to grow new plants (normally propagate a good genetic line). Is finally ready for retirement. The mother is taken to flowering stage, and when ready, smoked in a solemn (at first) ceremony to thank her for her gifts

My hammerhead mother is ready, 2 years, 30 cuttings, I flowered it and now its time to give the old lady a viking funeral

by Cyberian Bear September 15, 2011

funeral charades

A game of charades where someone has actually suffered physical injury or death, but those around them do not know. Much like the death of TV celebrity Redd Fox, who suffered a heart attack as co-workers unknowingly thought he was doing an impression of his character.

When John ate that poisioned shrimp coctail, we played a game of funeral charades.

by Monkeypuff April 26, 2006

Texas Funeral

A celebration where two men bury Uma Thurman alive. Uma Thurman then proceeds to punch her way out of the wooden casket using techniques she learned from an old asian kung-fu master. Afterwards she goes and tears a chicks eyeball out during a swordfight.

"Dude, yesterday me and this other guy had a Texas Funeral."
"Really? Is Uma Thurman hot in person?"
"...kinda."

by Itsfromkillbillguys April 18, 2010

Grandpa's funeral was lit af dawg

Grandfather died and was cremated.

Grandpa's funeral was lit af dawg.

by Smittdawg December 22, 2019

Finneran

To "Finneran" is to commit an act that combines feats of acrobatics with bodily functions as a piece of expressive rage or performance art. Named for Gerard Finneran, the man who, on a flight from Buenos Aires to New York, became incredibly intoxicated and enraged enough to march into first class, lower his pants, mount a drinks cart, and defecate on it before using the cocktail napkins to wipe and walk back to his seat. Mike Tyson summed up Finneranning as follows: “I have nothing but love for a guy who has the brass balls to crap on a drinks cart. Who hasn't been on a flight and wanted to grow a tail on the drinks cart? This Finneran guy is a hero, a legend to all those who take courageous actions that everyone else is too chicken shit to do. ”

Dude! You got so wasted and Jenny's party. You Finneranned in her mom's panty drawer!

by Mr. Depardieu August 22, 2011