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get your fuckwit on

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.

Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.
1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!
by mrmarszalek December 24, 2008
mugGet the get your fuckwit onmug.

get your fuckwit on

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.

Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.
1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!
by mr marszalek December 27, 2008
mugGet the get your fuckwit onmug.

a fuckwit genius called pinochio

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true

Todd: did you know Noah is gay

Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!
that Todd is a fuckwit genius called pinochio he's brilliant!
mugGet the a fuckwit genius called pinochiomug.

You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think

Trying to explain something to someone and no matter how well or how much you explain they just don't get it or refuse to get it.
"All the evidence shows there was no election fraud but trump supporters still won't believe, you can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think"
by Anton bevermarsh January 9, 2021
mugGet the You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them thinkmug.

FuckWit

A person who was blasted out the womb like a Canon and shot out the window at birth
Kiss my ass, FuckWit!
by TommyTazadeh April 24, 2023
mugGet the FuckWitmug.

Fuckwit

A person who is oblivious to all others needs
This fuckwit was eating crisps loudly while I was on a conference call
by cussmaker July 16, 2021
mugGet the Fuckwitmug.

Fuckwit

A fuckwit is a dumbass person who fucks with your life, for example, if you shit on people, you are a fuckwit, if you listen to mumble rap, you are a fuckwit, if your IQ level is low, you are a fuckwit. If you piss on people, you are a fuckwit.
Dat kid on Minecraft is such a fuckwit
by Funeyboi123 September 11, 2018
mugGet the Fuckwitmug.

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