get your fuckwit on

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.

Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.

1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!

by mrmarszalek December 24, 2008

get your fuckwit on

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.

Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.

1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!

by mr marszalek December 27, 2008

a fuckwit genius called pinochio

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true

Todd: did you know Noah is gay

Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!

that Todd is a fuckwit genius called pinochio he's brilliant!

by my massive glock gets stuck in January 9, 2018

You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think

Trying to explain something to someone and no matter how well or how much you explain they just don't get it or refuse to get it.

"All the evidence shows there was no election fraud but trump supporters still won't believe, you can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think"

by Anton bevermarsh January 9, 2021

fuckwit

A manner of notifying someone that they are about to attempt or have recently attempted and act which may endanger themselves or others. Usually applied to those who have no common-sense, limited intelligence, excessive enthusiasm and didn't file a Job Safety Assessment or Risk Assessment with their brains before attempting the act.

"Oi! Ya fuckwit! A u-turn over double lines in peak hour traffic at 100 km/h on a motorcycle is a bit fucking stupid! If ya failed I would have laughed me way through your fuckin' funeral!"

"Whaddya mean you tested how sharp the knife was with your hand? You fuckwit!"

"You cut your hand taking the seed out of an avocado? You fuckwit. You're so stupid you should be British." ref: 'avocado hand', a peculiar British ailment.

by TechnoHippie February 25, 2021

Fuckwit

Insult;

Someone who is so fucking stupid, they dont have emotional intelligence and dont have any real intellect. theyre just stupid. What makes a fuckwit a real fuckwit is that theyre so stupid they dont know theyre stupid. They go around pontificating that they know this and they know that and they know something else but really theyre full of shit. They are totally full of shit

You are a real fuckwit.

by XenZeFelon August 15, 2023

Criminally incompetent fuckwits

A collective name for the highways agency in the United Kingdom

5 sets of roadworks in 30 miles? Who thought that was a good idea? Oh, of course, those criminally incompetent fuckwits at the highways agency

by gussy finknottle June 1, 2021