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get your fuckwit on

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.

Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.
1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!
by mrmarszalek December 24, 2008
mugGet the get your fuckwit onmug.

get your fuckwit on

The act of drinking/partaking in the use of mind altering substances to the state of inebriation where the person will usually have an extremely large ego resulting in other people labelling them a fuckwit. Said substance abuser is more often than not proud of this achievement.

Can also be used as a salute before having a drink in the presence of a group.
1. Tom: What are you doing tonight?
Bill: I'm going to be getting my fuckwit on.

2. Jannette: I'm so tanked right now.
Sarah: Get your fuckwit on!
by mr marszalek December 27, 2008
mugGet the get your fuckwit onmug.

a fuckwit genius called pinochio

the ability to lie at a superhuman rate making everyone believe anything you say is true

Todd: did you know Noah is gay

Jared: wow thanks for telling me that!
that Todd is a fuckwit genius called pinochio he's brilliant!
mugGet the a fuckwit genius called pinochiomug.

You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think

Trying to explain something to someone and no matter how well or how much you explain they just don't get it or refuse to get it.
"All the evidence shows there was no election fraud but trump supporters still won't believe, you can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think"
by Anton bevermarsh January 9, 2021
mugGet the You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them thinkmug.

fuckwit

oh Lee’s such a fuckwit
by apologetic horse arse November 28, 2024
mugGet the fuckwitmug.

Fuckwit

The current Prime minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

A person so inept and clueless that no matter what they do they will screw everything up, from Oven Ready deals to world beating covid track and trace programs to other lies a Fuckwit will screw them all up.
My god the PM has lied again, this is like the fifth time this week, and it's only Tuesday, what a Fuckwit.
by Don't vote tory! September 28, 2021
mugGet the Fuckwitmug.

Fuckwit

"Dude Josh is SUCH a fuckwit."
"I have to agree bro, he is so dumb."
mugGet the Fuckwitmug.

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