frustrated frog

A rare internet term used to describe someone who may actually be in a bad mood or more likely has simply expressed mild to severe displeasure by typing a sound that a frog might make.

Narnra: Soy is such an idiot! LOL!
Soylentgreen: *croak* (also seen as "mreeyyaapp)
Rezonance: Oh noes, looks like soy is a frustrated frog now.

by Soylent Green September 23, 2008

fasturbate

When a male, who is sharing a room with another male, decides to pleasure himself quickly, despite the possiblity of his roommate walking in.

Chris- Ever since I startes college, I haven't been able to masturbate. I wish I didn't have a roommate.

John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!

by Half-a-Minute Man April 16, 2014

Frusterbate

When you’re frustrated, so you masturbate.

Jim lost so many games of Fortnite, he needed to frusterbate.

by artysm July 5, 2025

Frusturation

It is commonly used to describe the desperation and chagrin that one may have after performing miserably in one's own profession.

It was sheer frusturation at not having scored that got him the red card.

by srinivasanshreeraman August 23, 2011

femsturbate

to masturbate (female form)

After her date with Jim ended abruptly, Linda had to femsturbate to release her tension.

by jfraudulous October 16, 2012

festurbate

To masturbate at a party or some other festivity.

Depressed that he had no one to hook up with at the New Years party, John withdrew into the guest room and festurbated.

by kingbumii May 7, 2015

fasturbate

When you are home alone and fapping and you see someone coming on the driveway but you are so close to cumming and you fap really fast and jizz before they make a knock on the door.

1. Everyone was out of house and I was pleasuring myself, but then i saw my cousin's car and decided to fasturbate.

2. It was late night and i was pleasuring myself but i felt so sleepy and decided to fasturbate instead of giving up.

by pundana July 20, 2016