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Looking Dominant and Fertile

One variation of the phrase breedable and submissive, implying the subject visually resembles one that would dominate in the bedroom and pass their dominant genes down, including, but not limited to: simply being on top, being the controller of the sexual partner, and being the one tending to their partner's kinks.
1. Manly Christine (female) walks into the room.
2. Jesse (male): "Looking dominant and fertile, bro- keep it up.
3. Manly Christine (female): "Oh, thank you, man; you're looking rather submissive and breedable, yourself!"
4. Jesse (male): "Wow, thanks!"
by Nopnop August 14, 2021
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Fertilize the Fertilizer

The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"
by IsaacLechten October 21, 2016
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Frectomy

When you get freckles on your nutsack after a vasectomy
A side effect of a vasectomy is freckles called a frectomy
by Mikehunt2469 January 8, 2019
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freating

The act of going out with a person/people you don't like just to score a free meal. Free-Eating = freating
I'm freating at that new 5 star restaurant night with some customer from work.
by bobbi goulet August 24, 2010
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freetard

A person whose ability to make rational decisions is impaired by the possibility of receiving something for free.
A freetard would visiting a fair on free admission day, even though the fair is overcrowded, he/she spends way more time in line and he/she loses a day of pay which far exceeds the cost of admission.

A freetard would use a broken, buggy piece of software when a quality option is available for a few dollars and would quickly pay for itself in time and frustration saved.
by vharron November 11, 2010
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freethinker

One who forms their beliefs based on reason and science, and not on religion, authority, or tradition.

Despite what the term actually means, it is used by condescending people to describe themselves.

The irony of people who refer to themselves as freethinkers is that even though they believe they formed their opinions solely on reason and science, modern psychology disproves that people are capable of that.
Lindsay says she is a freethinker. However, her cognitive biases make that impossible.
by Commonsense September 5, 2012
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freat

two words combined making a shorter one. In this case it's "freakin'great" that turns into FREAT.
I JUST GOT MY STAR WARS BATTLE FRONT II GAME TODAY, ITS SOO FREAT!
by isy lomeli October 23, 2008
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