farting

v. the act of expelling a bottom burp from one's arse.

Who's farted? That fucking stinks!

by Ernest Borgnine June 26, 2003

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fraking

A variation on the common slang 'fucking' notably used in the sci-fi fiction series Battlestar Galactica (modern) as a way to say the explicative on air yet avoid fines from the US FCC.

-Wow the guy that hit on me last night at the bar was fraking ugly and wierd.

-Frak him you can do better dude.

by erock2891 May 3, 2010

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A rare act involving the South American Tree Frog and several species of tree-dwelling simians in the South American jungles. By inserting some portion of its body, usually the prehensile tail or its phallus (this is dependant, to an extent, on the gender of the simian), into the mouth cavity of the frog, the monkey simultaneously demonstrates its dominance as well as its acceptance of its amphibian neighbor. The completion of this conjugal act is crucial to continuation of this odd symbiotic relationship, as the tree frogs will remove harmful insects from the monkey's environment and the monkey will act to distract or eliminate possible predators.

The act, first reported in 1892, is named in honor of Sir Curtis Matthews Froat, who provided a detail account of frog-simian relations in a report to the Royal Geographical Society follow his five year expedition to the Peruvian Amazon.

Today, the term is used in popular culture to discribe a dominant symbiotic relationship, wherein both participants derive a benefit, but one of parties clearly controls the nature and extent of the partnership. It is working it way into urban dialect, as it is being used in Chicago and Atlanta to depict pimp-whore, dealer-user, kingpin-dealer, and rapper-poser interactions.

Dude, T-Bus is froating Everett. Fucker shouldn't have taken his dope without paying the first!

by Halc Forstner September 4, 2010

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farting gift

(1) Letting out a SBD (Slient But Deadly) fart, right before leaving a room. This works best at a birthday party, but can be done anywhere.
Double points if the party is really boring.
This creates a gift for them. A fart gift.

(2) Giving someone a "fart in a box", as in farting into a box and quickly shutting it and taping out fresh air.

(3) Farting in someones face. Say you have a present for them, and then you fart in there face.

(1) Chase- "Oh man, this is a boring party"

Miles- "No kidding"

Chase- "Lets get going"

Miles- "Ok. Lets leave a farting Gift!"

Chase- "Yeah! *High fives Miles"

Both- *Let out a Silent But Deadly fart, then run*

(2) Travis- *Farts into a nice box, then quickly tapes it shut*

Rick- *Opens Travis' present*

Travis- "Haha (giggles)"

Rick- *Smells the box*

Travis- *LOLs*

Rick- "Ew! Ew!! Ugh!"
Rick- "Ew! Ew! EWWW!! Holy crap! Yuck!"

Travis- *ROFL*

(3) Patrick- "Hey, Bill!"

Bill- "What?"

Patrick- "I got you a present"

Bill- "Really? Thanks bud!"

Patrick- "Ok, close your eyes"

Bill- *Closes eyes*

by Temari's gurl June 24, 2009

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Cold Farting

When you lay on a flat surface in a certain way, usually face and chest are touching the ground and you butt is in the air while your legs shift your waist up the air, and open your rectum then air swooshes. You then close your anus the proceed to fart.

CIRE: Stop COLD FARTING, it's gross...

MEDA: No! This is the best!

by CallMeInfinite March 12, 2014

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