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free range

adj. Not yet trained or housebroken. Used to refer to someone prior to being shampooed and conditioned to new expectations of domesticated behaviour.
GF1: "What do you think of her new toyboy?"
GF2: "I thought she was crazy, taking on somebody that free range, but she shampooed him into a total slut"
by Margot and Bubble May 30, 2009
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free-muffin

When a girl "goes commando." Opposite of a guy who's "free-ballin"
From Family Guy: Ugh, look at Miss Tammy. What a skank. She's free-muffin it at a baby school.
by mysuppletweets November 13, 2015
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Free bans

a free-for-all; no authority in place; rules are not being enforced
It's free bans tonight. The staff on doesn't care. I walked into the bathroom and it smells like cigarettes, weed, and crack. They haven't checked all night.
by XuShu January 4, 2020
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free James Brown

The act of defecation.

Other terms which express this action include raise a stink and paint the town brown.
person 1: I really need to get in the bathroom.

person 2: Just go whiz behind the house, nobody'll see you.

person 1: But I gotta free James Brown!

person 2: wanna borrow my mom's Holy Bible to wipe with? The pages are surprisingly soft.

person 1: ok that sounds cool, but how come YOU get to be person 2? I'm the one dropping the deuce!

person 2: Look bro, I'm just a fictional character in a hypothetical conversation which was contrived for the purposes of illustration. Go ask hecktor dangus.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 7, 2010
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Free Blow

When a stripper thinks you're very attractive, and is willing to blow you for free.
Dude I went to the strip club and got a free blow from Janet! I feel like a boss!
by lockenload23 July 24, 2016
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Free Hat

Hat killed 27 babies, but it was self-defense, so we must free him!

The boys from South Park wanted to stop directors from making remix of their movies, and they try to have many people by giving free hat, but people doesn't understand cause they wanted to free hat, who is now free.
Man: Hat McCollough. He was sent to prison in '82, and we believe he should be released!

People: Free Hat! Free Hat! Free Hat!
by pascalbg January 10, 2008
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Free Candy

Mysterious man in the van: " Hey kid, want some free candy?"
Kid: *Backs the fuck away from the van*
by Adios Bitchachos June 2, 2015
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