Following the Christmas tree

Motoring behind an amply lit 18-wheeler

Jake! How did you get here so fast?

Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.

by slofloat December 24, 2010

followable

When someone's social media page is fun/exciting/amazing that you have to follow it.

OMG Selena is so followable rn!!

by THE SFG (small friendly giant) December 11, 2016

following fart

A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.

As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.

by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020

followingchuuyahaters

They are secretly a chuuya kinnie they are also very kind and funny.

"Have you seen followingchuuyahaters new post?" "no but im going to check right now!"

by You have to Guess May 24, 2021

followingdekustans

literally the sweetest person on this planet. always replies. i’d sell my own bones for colored stones for them.

A: hey are you moots with followingdekustans?
B: no
A: wow that’s sad for you huh

by .midokat June 2, 2021

followingdramionestans

If they follow you, you probably run for the hills.

Genuinely everyone's favourite creator. Had like... 6 other accounts which were banned. (running our of usernames?)

Omg followingdramionestans just followed me, DRAMIONE STAN WHO?

by drackophobic June 10, 2021

followingdanielkinnies

A popular tiktok account (who followed me 🙄) and is very cool and they started following people who kin Daniel from camp camp and their other account is danielsspouse

stop bullying followingdanielkinnies they DONT KIN DANIEL

by Sleepy_grapefanta June 27, 2021