flaccid

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance

Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

flucking

Flucking is also a word used to describe the action of flunking out of an establishment of higher education due to a surplus of sexual activity.

Did you hear about that mainline bitch?

No, what happened?

She had to drop out because she was flucking.

by I ruin lives May 1, 2007

Flaccideous

A combination of the words "flaccid" and "hideous" used to describe a whole new level of ugly (women). The condition of (a woman) being so hideous, the sight of her makes most mens' erections deflate into a useless flap.

"Damn dude, have you seen Amy Winehouse lately? She is looking flaccideous!"

by om3g@ October 9, 2008

Flaccid Vagina

A Flaccid Vagina is basically a vagina that's no where close to being aroused. It could also be a virgin vagina that's never been wet before or fingered or has felt an orgasm. It's fresh and soft like your grandmother's freshly baked homemade buttery biscuits.

It could also refer to a gay male who's anus is also a virgin.

"I'm a total virgin. Guess I'll be having my Flaccid Vagina for a longer time."

by FlaccidVagina August 10, 2015

Fluicide

When you drug yourself up to the point your flu commits suicide

-To get better

I've had so much ibuprofen I'm about to commit fluicide!!!!!!

by bUubbbBbbssSSSssS November 25, 2015

flaccid boner

A tough guy in movies that really is actually just a nice guy softie. Such as Heath Ledger in 10 Things I Hate About You.

Man, Mike is such a tough guy. What are you talking about, Mike is just a flaccid boner! He might seem tough, but really hes just a total softie!

by SuperCunt_aka_FlaccidBoner November 25, 2017

fuccin thik

Pronounced: (go-feck-yurself) The word "fuccin thik" is commonly reffered to as the absolute body dropper. Calling a woman "fuccin thik" will drop her panties right in front of your eyes.

kid: dayem she fuccin thik
*girl shits her pants"

by Sweet_Candy's_Definitions June 10, 2018