n. A form of female underwear so narrow as to effectively remove deposits from within surrounding crevices. Similar to dental floss as used in the act of orthodontic hygiene.
by D'emon November 20, 2002
Get the Butt Floss mug.When you spread your butt cheeks wide open while in the shower to let the water run down your ass crack and wash out any chunks of shit that may have accumulated throughout the day.
by Fort Donkey May 3, 2008
Get the Aqua Floss mug.by jac3 May 17, 2008
Get the Mexican dental floss mug.1. When a girl uses a man's limp penis stretched out or erected penis to rub her clitoris, vagina, and asshole as a way of ridding any foreign objects in the surrounding area.*
* Most commonly used for foreplay as a means of teasing a man before insertion or other means of sexual gratification.
* Most commonly used for foreplay as a means of teasing a man before insertion or other means of sexual gratification.
Generic Person: "Hey! What's up Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin' Man? What did you do last night?"
Dildo Dan: " I hooked up with this chic and I thought she was going to do something crazy until she used my D as her Penis Floss to get rid of her dingle-berries and rub the white heads off of her genital warts.
Dildo Dan: " I hooked up with this chic and I thought she was going to do something crazy until she used my D as her Penis Floss to get rid of her dingle-berries and rub the white heads off of her genital warts.
by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man February 15, 2010
Get the Penis Floss mug.by Stampy June 4, 2004
Get the Flossing the comb mug.To take someone's pillow case, turn it inside out, then continue to floss your unclean ass with it. Then turn the case back to normal and return. Then the user must smell your shit unknowingly. Normally this action is done in revenge and doesn't have to be done with a pillow necessarily. T-shirts, blankets, towels, etc are also game. happy flossing
Me: Last night i was butt flossing my room mate, keaton's, pillow.
Jeremy: Why did you do that?
Me: He drank the last of the milk.
Jeremy: Understandable.
Jeremy: Why did you do that?
Me: He drank the last of the milk.
Jeremy: Understandable.
by the flosser November 20, 2009
Get the butt flossing mug.An expression made when you want to say "I'm just yanking your chain" but you have poo social skills so instead you say "I'm just flossing your pubes". When you're too much of a baller-ass vagojo slayer to just say some simple shit like "I'm just busting your chops" so you say "I'm just flossing your pubes" cause you fuck bitches til they die.
When someone uses dental floss to clean the fur of their nether region.
When someone uses dental floss to clean the fur of their nether region.
Example: I told my friend I was just flossing his pubes, after pulling a prank on him after I Alaskan Piplined his hot wife.
Example #2: After flossing your pubes I recycled the floss for self-dental purposes.
Example #2: After flossing your pubes I recycled the floss for self-dental purposes.
by sloppyjoesonthesehoes February 20, 2017
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