cry with laughter

laugh to tears

- This video's made me cry with laughter!

by prz_ December 15, 2014

lambs to the slaughter

1) This phrase refers to any event where innocent person(s) were taken quietly and unassumingly to their deaths without the people who know them discovering about it until after it happened.

2) It is also a short story by Roald Dahl, the author of charlie and the chocolate factory.

"The Jews were lead to the showers like lambs to the slaughter during WWII"


"At Gethsemane, Christ knew he had to be led like a lamb to the sluaghter"

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

Slaughtered

When your totally fuckin shit faced, then you have a few more...

Omg jonny was so slaughtered at the partay!

by Baybee December 3, 2003

slaughtered

An Irish term used to describe a person who has had one (or eleven) too many.

I was fuckin' slaughtered after that last pint.

by Jarsy April 11, 2005

Todd Slaughter

A jumped up, sexing his own bum English gentleman who was interviewed by Borat Ishmael Chorkyz Sagdiyev about the sport of Bowling on a Channel 4 documentary. He finds his own quips hilaric and oestentacious, occasionally secreting excrement from his anus hole and in to his Y-front knickers, therefore creating a Prarie Dog, a.k.a. Touching Cloth. His favourite personal characteristic is his nickname, or his pseudonym, nome de gerre or soubriquet - Tod. He loves it and truly - if it was humanly possible, would intercourse oneself on a numerous and occasional basis.

1) Todd: "Todd Slaughter...Tawwwd Slawwghuter!"
"I always think of it...laaaaughter - with an S in front"

2) "My first name Tod - 'tis a nickname...a pseudonym, a nome de gerre...a soubriquet."

by Olli Phillips January 14, 2008

laughterbate

To unintentionally laugh while watching porn.

Tried to watch some porn from the 80's last night, their hair and outfits were so bad I just had to laughterbate

by Just8soIcant March 26, 2011

Slaughter

1. To brutally seize the existance of a being. Brutally. (Kill, Murder, Massacre, Slay, Butcher)
2. An 80's 'metal' band that brutally seized the existance of the genre. Brutally. (Pussies, Poseurs, Asswipes, losers)

Did you hear!? REDWHITEnCrue25 slaughtered every single member of Slaughter! F in A!

by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 19, 2005