flaccid mash

The act of having sexual intercourse when an erection cannot be achieved because of excessive alcohol consumption. This can be similar to a "whiskey dick," but the flaccid penis is forced / pried into the vag. There is usually no motion involved because of the flaccidity, therefore the penis usually just sits inside and marinates. The receiver rarely receives any pleasure from the experience, and the penetrator usually gives up or passes out with it inside.

That girl got flaccid mashed last night.

I got laid last night but it was a flaccid mash and I'm pretty sure she received no pleasure from it and will never hear from her again.

by Matt F....... April 11, 2008

fack

To shove a gerbil up your ass.

"Have you heard of Eminem's new song, Fack?"

by andy the nigga April 29, 2006

fackoon

A class in the game Chivalry Medieval Warfare, also known as Man at Arms. Their main job is to run around throwing AOE fire grenades which alot of people refer to as a 'fackoonpot'

Fackoons are so skilled throwing their fackoonpot at me

by lolbomb December 28, 2015

flaca

a very skinny girl (from Spanish)

Hey, Flaca, come here!

by No G.D.M. November 4, 2006

Flaccidating

Causing your sexual arousal or physical attraction to dissipate (the sexual analogue to buzzkill or downer.) Literal meaning is "causing to become flaccid", but can also be used more generally to indicate loss of interest.

I was so turned on seeing that hot guy walk in, but his racist comments were totally flaccidating.

Yeah, she was sexy AF but her breath was majorly flaccidating.

by Dbee114 July 27, 2018

Flackie

A majestic weiner dog.

Flackie don't pee over there.

by Ah-le May 30, 2018

Jock Flackey

One who follows around another individual in order to please their every need for acceptance; hanging all over someone's jock strap or cock if you will

"Look at that Jock Flackey over there, could he be any closer to that guys nuts?"

by irishguy6984 November 7, 2009