filing it away

Putting a mental picture in your personal spank bank for later use

Guy staring at a naked girl..
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Just filing it away
Girl: Filing where
Guy: My spank bank

by Mitchy Slick September 18, 2013

Fixin' to meet the golf club

to beat the shit out of someone hitting on your girlfriend

Jon: Stop talking to my girl or else you will be fixin' to meet the golf club

by Fixin to meet the golf club June 13, 2017

Diane Foxington

the hottest female in animated movie history. from the movie "the bad guys"

Diane Foxington is bad af

by Heisenberg3A July 9, 2023

fixin

about to go do something, or making something

I'm fixin to goto the store. I'm fixin dinner.

by Candy November 23, 2002

firing blanks

(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.


(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.

His gun was firing blanks (weaponry)



His ...gun.... was firing blanks (sexual connotation)

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

Foxing

FOXING; (verb) 'To Fox'

The art of going into places you shouldn't, taking things you oughtn't to, and doing things that in most countries are probably just a tiny bit illegal. Acts are usually performed while under cover of darkness, with an MO directed in a more lighthearted vein, as opposed to an operation of terror or destruction. Can also be used to describe an outing of mischief. Similar to reality hacking, urban infiltration/urban exploration, and parkour, but with the added bonus of 'finding' random items to be 'purchased' as trophies for well-run missions.

Sample Activities and Term Usage;

1. Finding an 'open' door to an office and 'purchasing' a half-dozen paperclips from the workstation for trophies. Perhaps if time, rearranging important looking papers that were found in the 'unlocked' filing cabinet and drawing smiley faces in the centre of each one. Take the umbrella.

2. Collecting goslings.

...I don't think this one needs any explaination.

3. Deviant #1: "Man, we should go Foxing!"
Deviant #2: "Yeah! I love Foxing! So when do we start?"
Deviant #1: "Right now. Behind three locked doors, past a rabid pirate, and down a pitch-black ventilator shaft, there's an elastic band waiting with my name on it. You in?"
Deviant #2: "Yeah! But what do I get?"
Deviant #1: "...Uh, you can have the post-it pad."
Deviant #2: "Yeah! I love post-its!"
Deviant #1: "..."

by Fox ...of course. *wink* October 14, 2006

Star Foxing

The act of placing a vibrating object on your genitalia for sexual pleasure. This can be attributed to the game "Star Fox" which was the first to incorporate Nintendo's rumble pack system (very well known for the final cut scene after you kill Andross where it rumbled for nearly a minute). This act was done by so many 8 year olds that Nintendo actually had a complaint center for it.

My girlfriend broke up with me so I started Star Foxing with the electric toothbrush.

by BrutalGrind August 8, 2008