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faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.
When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.
by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012
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Super Double Fister

The action of folding ones hands together and then fisting a vagina or anus at a high rate of speed. Typically crisco is applied to the forearms and fists. If you are a jilted lover perhaps you will give your partner an ungreased super double fister.
Dude, the other night Stevie D and his new girlfriend gave each other super double fisters - I heard the girlfriend gave stevie an ungreased super double fister. Man, his anus must lbe the size of a peanut butter jar.
by Zenfoolio July 20, 2010
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Fostering

When you simp so hard, you can't end a platonic friendship with your crush.
"I thought Francesca didn't want to be friends with Jacob anymore"
"Nah bro, hes fostering so hard she forgave him"
by Ben Benkins February 6, 2020
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faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.
When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.
by Goobershanker August 9, 2006
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Mark Foster

The most attractive lead singer of the indie pop band "Foster The People" . They sing songs such as "Pumped Up Kicks" , "Call It What You Want" and "Helena Beat"
Person 1: You know Mark Foster?
Person 2: Yeah he's that sexy guy from the band Foster The People!
by SavannahRamsay January 25, 2012
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Foster fail

Someone who fosters an animal just until it can be adopted but ends up adopting it themselves
"I fostered this cat but fell in love with her and ended up adopting her myself. I'm such a foster fail!"
by tickler0001 September 25, 2020
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Sam Foster

Sam Foster is an extremely zesty person who constantly fantasizes about taking it up the bum.
"dang Sam Foster is so zesty he started watching gay porn during a game of soccer"
by Deez F. Nuts October 24, 2022
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