bitch-features

Mean, nasty (or totally harmless) term for any female doing anything that pisses you off. Heat of the moment sort of name-calling.

"Hey bitch-features where did you get your license?"

"Bitch-features has her shortest skirt on again...you can nearly see what she had for breakfast."

by ckerr16 April 23, 2008

Featurism

The name (created by Tee Noir) for the idea that Eurocentric features (slim nose, high cheekbones, and loose curls) are more favorable than Afrocentric features (coily hair, wide nose, dark skin).

“Because of featurism, the only wide spread representation of black women in the media are light-skinned women with loose curls and light eyes.”

by •Miya_is_the_name• September 6, 2021

Featureschmerz

The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.

Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.

by Jessica Jernigan August 12, 2007

Knobb Features

A word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. Typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and Bognor Regis.
Typical Names for such individuals: Timone, Geoff and Rich(most common).
Typical job: Tattooist, Taxidermist and Triangle player.

Warning signs you are meeting a "knobb features":
Over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit

Walking into a pub/street/on the bog, "Alrite Knobb Features" then poke and run.

by Dyke_with_a_bite April 22, 2007

featuring

serving, as in presentation and showcasing usually in a fashionable way

And what are you featuring?

1990 Thierry Mugler girl!

by CamNi October 26, 2008

pap features

A comeback commonly used by people who enjoy childish insults and who cannot think of a decent comeback at the time of insult.
Can also be a term of endearment for sadistic friends.
See "fuckbag" and also "shiteface"

"Shut it pap features."
"What you up to pap features."

by Disco_Magnet March 6, 2009

Featurette

A type of narrative film with a running time of 40-59 minutes. It is shorter than a feature film (60+ minutes), but longer than a short film (39 minutes or less).

Santa Claus is Comin' to Town is a good example of a featurette

by Ryan900USAYT May 3, 2023