assassinate

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transitive verb

to murder (esp. a politically important or prominent person) by surprise attack, usually for payment or from zealous belief
to harm or ruin (someone's reputation, etc.), as by slander, vilification, etc.

- your mission is too asses....assiss...assas...TO KILL A GUY (top gun version)

Powerful people fear that someone will try to assassinate them.

by Noka November 19, 2007

ninja assassin

(v.) to excessively and wildly dismember a person's body using Asian weaponry (gallons of blood are typically lost from the victim's body when being ninja assassined)

Witness 1: Dude you completely ninja assassined that guy!
Assassin: Yeah I'm going cut his limbs off too.
Witness 2: Holy shit! There's blood everywhere!

by Kushikime December 1, 2009

assassin

A hardcore ninja that doesn't care for all that Natrutard crap.

1.) Altair of Assassin's Creed
2.) Orange Jumpsuit Nazis

by Eroth January 9, 2008

Assassin

1) noun. Assassins were first referred to as Hashashins because they were given hashish and taken into a little garden slice of paradise. They were then told that if they died in their lord's service they would automatically return in death to this paradise, and have a harem of women. This was eventually shortened to assassins.
2) Adverb. To whoop some dude's ass with Kungfu grip.

Yo, man, that dude was straight out goin' assassin on them niggaz.

by Andrew December 9, 2002

assassination of abraham stinkin

When you're fucking your girl from behind and perform the abraham stinkin, then shoot her in the back of the head with your cum.

I really hate Jessie, so I convinced her to fuck me, then pulled of the assassination of abraham stinkin on her. It was epic. She just had her hair done, too.

by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009

Deadly Viper Assassination Squad

a group of vicious killers who travel from place to place earning large sums of money to kill people. They eventually turned on one of thier own, Black Mamba, and were subsequently wiped out in a raging rampage of revenge that took Black Mamba all over the world and reunited her with her daughter.

Elle Driver AKA California Mountain Snake was a member of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad.

by The Gooch May 11, 2004

Fapsassination

The belief that the death/ destruction of something can be attributed to you masturbating to that item.

This can be applied to masturbation that results in the termination of that Object by accident, or masturbation with the intent to kill (malicious masturbation)

Example of a Fapsassination:

I once fapped to the idea of having sex with one of my moms really hot friends before going to sleep.

Woke up the next morning to find out she'd killed herself that night...that was something that nobody I know will ever find out about.

-Reddit user TyperSniper

by pseudonymousR August 1, 2016