Melon Farmer

A less offensive way to say "Mother F***er"
Used in the A+E channel's edited version of Repo Man.
Guy: "Dude, you are a goof!"
Other Guy: "Flip you, Melon Farmer!"
by Prisoner626 July 23, 2008
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ass farmer

One who enjoys plowing the field or planting his creamy crop in the acres of one's ass.
That kid likes to do guys up the pooper... he's a pretty big fuckin ass farmer.
by Austin February 17, 2004
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China Farmer

A China Farmer is a character within a MMORPG that is used for the sole purpose of gathering in-game currency, items, and other resources. The China Farmer is often employed by a Chinese Company that specalizes in selling in-game currency over the internet. Often times, the China Farmer character is played by multiple people so that the character never has to log off, therefore giving it the ability to always be gathering resources. Be warned that the China Farmer will often remain in an area for days at a time and will employ any tactic, including dirty, tricky and underhanded ones, to remove or discourage other players from gathering resrouces in that area. Also, be advised that the China Farmer speaks little to no English and will often yell at other characters in broken English or various dialects of Chinese. China Farmers are hated by the general gaming community for their ability to destroy the in-game economy and for giving rich players an unfair advantage over other players.
"Me and my friend tried to get some good drops in Tyr's Hand the other night but all these China Farmers kept leading all these mobs to us and we wound up having to leave."
by Uriel Spears August 09, 2005
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AIDS Farmer

A clever yet honest insult towards gay men.

Implying that they are the ones who spread and harvest AIDS thoughout the world.
Yo, Pat you're such an AIDS Farmer
by The Brockville King December 29, 2011
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car-farmer

a person who has car parts spread out on their front lawn. The parts are usually old and rusting - they've been there for a while.

Car parts scattered across the yard, as if seeding the small parts to grow into a full automobile.

car parts = seeds
front lawn = earth, soil, etc.
having car parts laying around on your front lawn = *see also "white-trash"

"My neighbor has tons of old rusty car parts sitting on his front lawn... he's such a car-farmer!"

"His car-farming is brining down the property value!"
by K-1000 August 27, 2007
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Mason farmer

by Mason farmer February 26, 2019
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eggplant farmer

A chick who can't help but grow eggplant emojis when you're texting her.
Yo man, this girl I was texting last night was a real eggplant farmer. She sent me the sexiest pics.
by Mytholces March 14, 2019
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