Fapper Napper

When you fall asleep while jerking off. Can be done in a car, on the toilet, in front of a GoPro camera, skydiving or at the movies seating behind your ex-girlfriend.

Guy 1: God.. Trump's seminar was so boring in the

conference room today, I couldn't help but

glue my eyelids open.

Guy 2: Did you see the new senator? He was

practically in the back taking a Fapper Napper.

by Avon93 August 9, 2019

Fapportunity

its The small window of time when all the factors become available for a person to finish a quick round of masturbation.

I missed the Fapportunity yesterday when no one was home...

by Musabisama August 12, 2019

Fapper

Fans of rappers

"This guy is such a fapper he always listens to rap music"

by Seeker October 24, 2019

Fapper

a fapper is another word for the word faggot.
a fapper is also that one uglyass emoji with a pepper
pepper+faggot=fapper

Person one: god, you’re such a fapper!
Person two: ur homophobic

by faggot3000 April 4, 2021

fappetizer

A not very sexual,nsfw video that you watch before actual porn to get yourself turned on

Just gonna go on youtube to find a fappetizer,this kissing prank video should work!

by furbyballs December 30, 2021

fappetizer

The porn you skim when you're in the mood to fap, but have not yet decided on a particular kink or topic to exploit. The first course in your fap repetoir.

" I had me a nice fappetizer with big titted girls before settling on some BBW porn. " or '" I chose some bondage as a fappetizer but settled on stroking one out to Sasha Grey instead."

by mystical007_488 September 6, 2022

Fappetite

One’s desire to fapp. Especially due to a lack of sexual stimulation or sexual frustration.

Dude, I’ve got quite a fappetite today. Can I use your bathroom?

by Chillegitimate brozie June 16, 2025