Prison fanny pack

A portable harry ass for any time discreet fucking.

Timmy busy with that damn prison fanny pack again.

by Greekgod311 February 4, 2020

Upstairs Fanny Pack

The use of a woman's brassiere as a holder of various items such as keys, cards, cash, etc in lieu of carrying a handbag.

Barbara slipped her room key in the ol' upstairs fanny pack and went down to dinner.

by m0thra April 30, 2023

Gonorrhea Fanny Pack

When a woman with gonorrhea puts her discharge in a diaper and a man uses said diaper as a flesh light for masturbation. Also called a "freak-a-leek 204"

"I went to Kansas City and got a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"

"I heard that Norah gave Jonas a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"

by MrCaptainDr April 23, 2024

Back of the fanny pack

Something composed or performed quickly and without detailed analysis or research.

Made popular in Danish commodity trading companies by Peter Fedders.

Just a quick back of the fanny pack calculation shows that we are in the money

by majonese December 19, 2019

Fannybracket

An attachment for a fanny, the tadger tennon for the minge mortice. A dick. A cock, the phallus

Whit you talking aboot ya fannybracket?

by Sofa King Predictable April 23, 2009

fannycracker

scottish pronoun, originated in the victorian times when trains were made of corn and the people wore yellow pants to keep the hanlons away, afannycracker is somebody who never shuts up, interupts people all the time.

"haw shut it ya wee fannycracer"
"see that derek, hes a pure fannycracker, eh?"
"fannycracker you say? i need to get me one of those..."

by Allisons got a Shiny Heed. October 25, 2009

fannyfuckwit

when someone is eating fanny, and also acting like a fuckwit

david stop being a fannyfuckwit

by davidthecurmized November 16, 2011