by Sean Armistead October 21, 2007
Get the falking mug.Another name for the Atkins diet, since it endorses foods low in carbs, but often very high in fat, thus making the dieter fat anyway.
Tammy: "Shit. Look at me. Why am I so fat?"
Sammy: "Probably has something to do with that HUGE FUCKING TUB OF CRISCO you just ate. That was 100% bona fide LARD, bitch!"
Tammy: "No, that wasn't it, that was Atkins-approved so it has to be good for you. Oh...you know what it must have been...that one slice of Wonder bread I ate yesterday. Yeah, that must have had 7 or 8 grams of carbs. I never should have eaten it!"
Sammy: "Bitch I suggest you lay off the Fatkins diet and GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH FOR ONCE!!!"
Tammy: "Are you kidding? Then I'd miss the 'Days of our Lives' re-run that's coming up. Hey, could you go to Wendy's and pick me up a triple bacon cheeseburger? No bread of course. I'm hungry."
Sammy: "Probably has something to do with that HUGE FUCKING TUB OF CRISCO you just ate. That was 100% bona fide LARD, bitch!"
Tammy: "No, that wasn't it, that was Atkins-approved so it has to be good for you. Oh...you know what it must have been...that one slice of Wonder bread I ate yesterday. Yeah, that must have had 7 or 8 grams of carbs. I never should have eaten it!"
Sammy: "Bitch I suggest you lay off the Fatkins diet and GET OFF THE FUCKING COUCH FOR ONCE!!!"
Tammy: "Are you kidding? Then I'd miss the 'Days of our Lives' re-run that's coming up. Hey, could you go to Wendy's and pick me up a triple bacon cheeseburger? No bread of course. I'm hungry."
by Nick D July 20, 2004
Get the fatkins diet mug.Fankids are children of two parents: An official character from a movie, book, show, video game, etc. and a fancharacter.
(see fanxofficial)
Fankids are usually children of hetero fanxofficial pairings (for obvious reasons) and are often flamed just as cruelly as the fanxofficial pair they come from.
(see fanxofficial)
Fankids are usually children of hetero fanxofficial pairings (for obvious reasons) and are often flamed just as cruelly as the fanxofficial pair they come from.
I created a child, or, a "fankid", for my pairing Demyashaa, a pairing involving Demyx from Kingdom Hearts II and Ryashaa, a character I created.
by Hope, Fangirl from DeviantArt January 4, 2009
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1. To spend an undefined - but inordinate - amount of time going through the links, interests, friends, relationships, photos, profile, etc. of a person on facebook.
2. To Stalk via Facebook
*Please note, falking has neither a negative or positive connotation and it has no reflection on the sanity of the person engaged in the act.
1. To spend an undefined - but inordinate - amount of time going through the links, interests, friends, relationships, photos, profile, etc. of a person on facebook.
2. To Stalk via Facebook
*Please note, falking has neither a negative or positive connotation and it has no reflection on the sanity of the person engaged in the act.
"Oh man, I spent 2 hours falking this chick from high school last night."
"You had sex with a chick from high school?"
"No, no, no, I said falking. It means I facebook stalked a chick from high school. Then I had sex with her."
"You had sex with a chick from high school?"
"No, no, no, I said falking. It means I facebook stalked a chick from high school. Then I had sex with her."
by Smooth In PVille May 11, 2009
Get the falking mug.Derived from Flak;
adjective - Used to modify a noun or pronoun. Indicates an action harmful to the recipient
adjective - Used to modify a noun or pronoun. Indicates an action harmful to the recipient
by Baruchhhh February 8, 2007
Get the Flakkin' mug.by tale slate December 1, 2013
Get the farking mug.When you know a guy likes you so you msg them "bring a condom. Oops wrong convo" just to be a dick and get them to stop hitting on you
by You'remother November 8, 2013
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