A stated opinion that isn't true. Rather, just pulled out of the ass. When an ass fact is stated, one has the right to call "ass fact" on the person who delivers the untrue statement.
Mike said, "avocados are high in cholesterol" Bill called "ass fact" on Mike. Plants do not contain cholesterol.
by DutchRub February 20, 2010
Get the ass factmug. A dean fact is something that dean says that is either complete bullshit or has minimal evidence to back up his claim. A dean fact is mostly Deans opinion which is naturally wrong.
by ThatsADeanFact! June 15, 2018
Get the dean factmug. Tina: Did you know that more than half of women in the United States will not leave their home without makeup on?
Grace: Really?
Tina: Yeah, it's Libra-fact.
Grace: Really?
Tina: Yeah, it's Libra-fact.
by pastrychefsniper March 23, 2010
Get the Libra-factmug. He tried to tell me that people can digest lactose until age 25, at which point they become intolerant, unless they've consumed enough milk before then. I said, "stop feeding me Matt Facts"
by Coogrrs July 7, 2016
Get the Matt Factmug. Agreeing to something
Boy: Yo this bitch always wearing the same shoes and her hair look ratchet asf
Friend: Yo thats dead facts bro
Friend: Yo thats dead facts bro
by Xanarchy October 21, 2017
Get the Dead factsmug. The art of randomly representing complete lies as the truth in a casual conversation with absolutely no purpose or benefit to anyone.
Person1: Hey guys. What's for lunch today?
Chad: Did you guys know there is only 1 KFC in Summit County?
Person1: STFU Chad
#Chad Facts
Chad: Did you guys know there is only 1 KFC in Summit County?
Person1: STFU Chad
#Chad Facts
by ChadLies November 6, 2019
Get the Chad Factsmug. A "fact guaranteed" is an emphatic affirmation of a thing or a situation (usually positive), that is either held to be true or about to happen.
Something agreed upon.
A promise, a binding oral contract.
Something agreed upon.
A promise, a binding oral contract.
by burkehey October 13, 2009
Get the fact guaranteedmug.