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Melon the Federals

The act of hurling a watermelon from a great distance at a figure of authority.
Looks like its time to MELON THE FEDERALS!
by Patterson25 July 14, 2011
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Federlined

When a loser (scrub) impregnates a woman that earns a higher income, drives her to the point of insanity, so much she shaves her head, then gains custody over any offspring and then receives child support from the mother.
After he took her to dinner, she spent the next 12 months getting federlined.

You just got federlined, Bitch!
by Mike Amelsgone June 28, 2011
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World Taekwondo Federation

1. The establishment that sets the teaching standards and form practices for taekwondo schools throughout the world.

2. A politer way of saying "WTF" or what the fuck
1. Molly: So howd your board-breaking go?

Me: awsome, i wish the WTF would change it from ax kick tho, my foot hurts

2. While picking my lil sister up from school

Me: So howd your class go?

Jazzy: Miss Alga grabbed my butt.

Me: World Taekwondo Federation!!!
by MW2CuBu November 27, 2009
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federlined

When a girl starts off relatively decent, good morals, good job, lack of slutty tattoos but then starts dating a trashy guy and slowly declines to his level of trashiness.
Britney Spears

"Sheila was on the honor roll until she met Chris, now she's got a tramp stamp and has a beer gut at the age of 19."
"Yeah, he straight up federlined her."
by DylanYork October 30, 2007
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kevin federline

a term to describe a guy who is a lazy bum, with no job and sits around the house all day and does nothing and also mooches off his rich girlfriend and spends all her money
lazy bum: hey babe gimme some money I wanna buy a new pair of shoes

rich girlfriend: ok anything for you sweety heres a million dollars my kevin federline
by ajb18 January 10, 2008
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Federico

Federico is a Spanish and Italian male first name. Of german origin, Friedrich, meaning Peace-keeper, Peaceful Ruler.
by thenameguy April 13, 2007
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federalli

The feds, the police, or to commit a serious crime.
Man, you don't want to move that kind of weight. Trust me, you do NOT want the Federallis after you!
by Nique Luva Luva September 7, 2005
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