frozen peas

Hard nipples that are obviously visible through a women's shirt.

Did you just see those frozen peas?
Yeah, she should put a sweater on.

by mellieo February 16, 2008

Frozen Caveman

When at a party, you place a turd in the back of the hosts' freezer, hidden so as not to be found for quite a long time.

Chuck is such a dick. At his party Friday, I left him a frozen caveman behind the Christmas ham.

by iNOMable snowman August 24, 2008

Frozen Yeti

This is when you freeze a turd. Then, you take the frozen, hard turd and use it as a sex toy and put it up someones butthole. Or you can use it as a crayon.

John was so disgusted by Mary that he snuck his frozen yeti in the bedroom and used it instead of his penis.

by troof77 October 7, 2013

frozen food rap

Lego my ego and eggo my lego! and dont take my pop tarts either! Or my elio's pizza, unless i meats ya, dont step on my balls with cleats on! I am wonder Sam, i'll hit you in the noodle with a toaster strudal! What about my hungry man jack meal, O what a deal, 2.99, i'll eat that any time. Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at super time, if pizzas on a bagle, you can eat pizza anytime! I smoother my waffles with aunt Jemima, then she says "Ravage my vagina".

Philty Rich, trademark, and Hines 57 are the Godfathers of Rap on the Babson Campus 1999-2004. They Created the frozen food rap! We put that peice on the map! Death Chode Records 4-Life.

by philthy rich November 24, 2006

frozen cup

A small cup of frozen kool aid sometimes with fruit in it. Sold in most hoods by low income households in the south.

It's hot den a mug I'm fixin to get me a frozen cup.

by big joe December 29, 2014

Frozen Oyster Shot

When using an ice luge, a man strategically drops his cum within the track of the luge. This freezes up on its way down, somewhat like an oyster's belly, for the woman to gulp it down. Try it with some Tobasco and lemon juice for a refreshing treat on hot summer nights!!! oyster shot.

"Before dinner I had set up a special appetizer for my woman. I dropped my wad on the luge for her to get a plump frozen oyster shot"

by Iron Rabbit January 17, 2008

frozen throne

1. When you wake up to go take a shit in the middle of winter, and the toilet seat is so fucking cold it shocks you into unpleasant alertness.
2. The expansion pack for Warcraft III. Notice how they didn't balance the original game until the expansion was practically upon us.

"OMG NERF CASTER"
"Dude chill out, buy TFT and make Spellbreakers."
"GHEY!"

by Anonymous June 24, 2003