flappy pecker

When a guy what's to fuck you but his dick is flaced, so if he tried he would just be grinding against you awkwardly

he pulled it out, I was ready for him to penetrate me but he just started slapping his dick off me like a flappy pecker

by The white knight November 20, 2015

flappy wappy

When you play with the womans clit while shes having an intense orgasm.

"OMG" "flappy wappy", ur clit tastes so good

by DIG BICK MAN February 11, 2021

flappy monster

The external lips of a woman's vagina.

Her flappy monster really opened up when I went down on her.

by nuetron November 27, 2020

Flappy Jacks

When you finger a girl's kutch and find out she's not circumcised. To be more specific, the outer fat tissue of a female vaginal wall.

Shit, she's not a virgin? She's been fucking other people? You mean she had flappy jacks?

by asdf66667878 December 20, 2014

Flappy Ping

A term used by me to describe when I'm playing an online game and suddenly the ping goes to 1000+ms, goes back to normal and jumps to 1000+ again.
Like the bird in Flappy Bird going up and down and is frustating AF.

Me: *screams* WTF IS THIS FLAPPY PING, I SWEAR I'LL SHOOT THE MODEM!
My friend: Chill dude, they're just making toasts with the servers.

by Milkenm August 20, 2019

flappy chans

Flappy Chans is the technical term to describe Vagina Lips. Usually large ones at that.

'Hey Berta, let me suck on your flappy chans. I don't mind'

by Flappy Chans August 3, 2017

Flappy Birds

An old mans saggy balls

James has flappy birds

by DinoTrainSquad April 25, 2015