Fern

The badest biatch you will ever meet. Fern is fearless. She is hysterical to the point you where you are laughing so hard you fall and can’t breathe. Literally the funniest person you will ever meet. And she had a bit of a sweet tooth. Oh and also she is super sexy and will most likely become a stripper when she grows up.

I hung out with fern and we couldn’t stop laughing when we were playing dirty apples!

by baddestbiatchvanessa July 19, 2022

fern cult

very cool group of people who have matching profile pictures and display names on twitter

person 1: the fern cult is great
person 2: yes i agree
(everyone loves fern cult)

by kickin trash November 10, 2022

fern

massive snake with weird eyes

omg that ferns such a snake and slag

by james.rice01 November 14, 2022

Fern Tamer

To be a Fern tamer is to be sexualy inclined to fuck those who have furry genitals.

Scenario#1

Alfy- yo, wuttup, CAN I see your bush FAM?

Dan- AYOO WTF!?, what are you, some kind of fern tamer!?

Scenario#2

Furry#1- You know you wanna stick it up my fat furry ass you fucking fern tamer~

Furry#2- *gets horny*

by anonymous September 28, 2022

Fern

Tired, just so so tried. Zie need to get some sleep

Person 1: Did you see Fern today?
Person 2: Yeah ze looks like zie are gonna pass out lmao

by Jupiter_is_dying December 6, 2021

Silver Fern

Synonymous with success and aspiration, Silver Fern is the one-way ticket to your dream university. Taking trusted advice from experienced counsellors, it helps you to reach your highest potential. With over a decade of experience, Silver Fern specializes in providing overseas education counselling

‘Career Desk’ by Silver Fern provides a solution to the student queries analysing their interests and personality traits, post or during their high school education providing guidance and support through psychometric testing and carving career pathway.

Silver Fern are “Overseas Education Consultants empowering Students to become Global Leaders”

by itachiuchihareal December 14, 2021

Fern

Fern is a strange and nearly extinct species of amphibian. They have a spot of hair on their head and yellow/green skin. Their eyes are usually an ugly periwinkle and/or A bright pastel yellow. She has long, sharp teeth and black spots on their eyelids. They are usually 7 Feet Tall and are considered to be "The Monster of The Ocean". If you encounter a Fern, punch it in the eyes and swim away and report it to anyone never by. Although we have never proved they are harmful we have to kill them off because we don't want to send in a human sacrifice. Sometimes Ferns breed with sharks, making the FARK. Farks are crazy mean demons from fucking hell.

Swimmer 1: Lifeguard! Lifeguard! I encountered a Fern!
Lifeguard: Oh no, Everyone ge tout of the waters!

*Fern swims up on shore and devours everything*

Swimmer: *coughs twice* TELL MY CHILDREN.. MY.. STORY!! AAAAAAA *gets devoured by Fern*

Lifeguard: NOOO!! SWIMMER!! I LOVED YOU!!!!!

by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021