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Jesus-to-Fetus

A common cuddling position where the man, usually, is laying flat on his back with his arms outspread, reminiscent of Jesus' position on the cross. The girl, usually, will then be cuddled up against the guy's side, in fetal position. This is a more advanced cuddling position.
They're getting pretty serious. Homeboy's got her Jesus-To-Fetus
by sacuse November 25, 2010
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fetus

1. a young child/person; but can also be used to refer to anyone younger than yourself
2. someone who acts or looks like a small child
3. someone who is too afraid to do something
4. small
1. "Oh my god, look at those fetuses. They think they're hot shit, but they have a lot to learn."
2. "What does Justin Bieber know about love? He's just a fetus."
3. "Stop being a fetus and dissect the frog."
4. "Look at that cute fetus dog!"
by Rachel_Fro February 1, 2010
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Fetusing

when a person is randomly in a corner or crouched in a fetus-like postition rocking back and forth and wimpering.
i looked over and she was fetusing.
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femulhawk

The female version of the mulhawk, a hybrid breed of the Mullet family. Is similar to the femullet, and consists of the "business in the front, party in the back" mullet motto but has shaved sides, thus having qualities of a mohawk.
I thought that was a dude with a mulhawk, but it's a chick rockin' a femulhawk!
by Heffa Jo July 26, 2006
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Fetus Slammer

An unusually large penis.
by The Sdogs December 29, 2009
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Femury

friendship of a demury
this mans mico is cool cause he gave me a femury
by thefilipinobread November 29, 2019
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femsprout

Another word referring to a femboy's or gay mans/boys small penis. When the femsprout is referred to as blooming, it means that it's cumming/ejaculating.

The term was created by Oblique from Oblique Entertainment.
"Look at that little sissy, it's pathetic femsprout is blooming."
"I bet you have a little femsprout under that gay little skirt of yours!"
by ObliqueEntertainment May 7, 2021
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