sports fapper

one individual who is so obsessed with sports they are depicted as masturbating to a sports event--- these things are typically seen wearing high Nike socks

"You can tell Johnny is a sports fapper by his Elites."

by classy_sir June 16, 2014

Fapping

When you can't get anyone to give you legit sex so you must live a solitude sex life of strictly bringing yourself to orgasm.

I have chronic halitosis so no one will give me any real sex. So i am doomed to a life of eternal fapping.

by MissTaken April 6, 2017

whats fappening

to ask what is going on in one's sexual life, similar to asking whats happening.

guy 1: hey man whats fappening?
guy 2: eh very little, been on a dry streak lately.

by w.e.e.b. July 28, 2011

Gay Fapping

When 1 person (boy) sits and masturbates on 2 penises, not including he's own.....

Emil was such an admirer of gay fapping..

by Gay Fapper October 9, 2008

Johnny Fappleseed

That fellow who circumvents his biological imperative and impregnates anything that will take his seed.

Dude, do it ON the couch, not to the couch. Fuckin' Johnny Fappleseed.

by Thizzlamicus August 27, 2011

fapping fodder

masturbatable material. pornography.

that hot bukkake pr0n is quite the fapping fodder.

by chud50 September 26, 2004

fapped out

Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit

"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."

"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."

by jake5443 December 31, 2007