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Election

Picking which color of dick (red, blue, and recently gold) you'd like to fuck you in the ass for the next 4 years.
Bob: What's election?
Bobby: Picking what color of cock you want in your asshole for the next half-decade.
by IAmRonPaul May 26, 2014
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2016 presidential election

An election with two idiots running for president.
The year is 2060 and your grandchildren ask about the 2016 presidential election.

You: It was an election of two IDIOTS running for president

Grandchildren: Who did you vote for?
You: I was only 12...
You: I also forgot to mention some people thought out of the two running Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, that Hillary was a suitable choice.

Grandchildren: Why'd they think that?

You: Because she was a women.

Grandchildren: What? What does gender have to do with who will be a better president?

You: I never understood that idiotic logic...

Grandchildren: What about the other person ru-

You: You mean Donald Trump?

Grandchildren: Yeah what about him!
You: That guy wanted to build a brick wall along the boarder of Mexico and the United States and he said Mexico would pay for it.
Grandchildren: That seems really weird...

You: Yeah it was, and I haven't even told you what these two did that was so horrible that made them both horrible...

Grandchildren: Tell us!

You: Well that's a story for another time...
by ChrisAGuy July 9, 2020
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election erection

A victory boner one recieves from over whelming joy as their prefered presidential candidate racks up the electoral votes and crushes the election
When my homeboy Trump crushed the electoral vote I got a major election erection! Go Republicans! Yeeeee haaaaaaw!
by spray_and_pray November 17, 2016
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Rigged Election

(Noun) An election where too many black people voted. See also: "Election Fraud".
Donald Trump: "There's no way we lost Georgia. There's no way. That was a rigged election. I had two elections. I won both of them.”
by nobody2020 January 7, 2021
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Excelection

A combination of 'excellent' and 'selection', meaning the best of a collection of things, i.e, music, baseball cards, etc..
"Dude, what was the playlist at your party last week? It had good tunes."
"That one? It was my Excelection playlist."
by Macardo805 October 13, 2009
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electionist

A man or a woman leaning left that routinely interfere with elections.
Hillary Clinton is quite the electionist.
by missed_nfo July 14, 2021
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Election Integrity

A commitment to overturn an election, or make it more difficult for certain constituencies to vote, when the election doesn't go the way you planned.
The Democrats clearly stole that election! That's the only way we could have lost! We need candidates who will stand up for election integrity.
by Tiresias Bluestone February 15, 2022
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