krustle express

The act of queefing a crusty queef into ones rectum after receiving a rim job.

Krustle gave jalin a krustle express

by DrWonderTitz December 21, 2017

Left-right express

Term used as a joke on someone when they have no car, bus or any means of transportation and have to walk to get around.

person 1: Damn. I wanna go to that party tomorrow but no one will take me. person 2: Yeah that sucks. person 1: Can I get a ride with you? person 2: Hell nah, bro. You better take the Left-right express.

by PoisonToker420 May 25, 2010

No Stress Express

Refers to living life in a state of ecstatic acceptance. Tough times teach lessons, good times make memories. Takin it easy. Chillin. Knowing that you may not be in control of the things that happen to you, but you are in control of how you react. The opposite of the strugglebus! Comes every few minutes!

Get off the StruggleBus and catch the No Stress Express ... it runs every few minutes!

by BigSimulationNRG June 3, 2018

expressionate

Technically this is a non-word, used by those who don't have a dictionary or forgot the word "expressive"

Look up "expressionate" on dictionary.com - you'll find that it is not actually a word.

by someoneliterate February 21, 2008

Glutton Express

A "train" of mo's *morbidly obese* following one another.

Dave:look at the mo's at Walmart
Ken:yeah, they are forming a glutton express with their motorized wheelchairs!

by Colin Lapasky January 24, 2006

porcelain express

Slang term for the toilet when being used for an extended period of time, usually during an illness such as vomiting or diarrhea.

There was something wrong with the food last night, he's been riding the porcelain express all morning.

Don't drink too much, or you'll regret it later when you're riding the porcelain express.

by maxxus July 16, 2006

Tapioca Express

Tapioca Express is a Taiwanese American fast food chain specializing in bubble tea, coffee, and a variety of fruit juices and slushes, occasionally including sushi and some light Asian snacks. Tapioca Express has locations in California, Texas, Colorado, Nevada, Hawaii, Washington, and Canada.

I haven't been to Tapioca Express in months, but last time I went, I found all these TABs and their ricer boyfriends there.

by The Tea Expert October 9, 2006