Elf Dust

Mephadrone, MCAT, Meow

Its been compared to a mix of blow and ecstacy

Yo that kid is so fucked up on elf dust its rediculous.

Dude hide the elf dust, he's fiending for and it we can't let him have anymore

I'm fucking rolling my face off on this elf dust!

by TheDirtySherm December 14, 2010

Elf on the Shelf

When the penis rests perfectly on a large pair of balls

Saw this guy on come out of the pool with an elf on the shelf.

by anonymous July 17, 2021

elf elevator

When some one presses all of the bottons of the elevator like in the movie elf. Is usualy funny expecialy on high rises.

Jill: Hey did you hear that Jon elf elevatored from the first floor yesterday
Jack: No way i bet that was hell for every one

by NONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE June 26, 2008

elf shoes

elf shoes are wen ur tits point upwards and form the shape of a elf's shoe

lauren giamaria

by elf shoe hunter November 20, 2003

elf dealer

-One who deals elves.
-One who manufactures plastic elves and sells them for profit.

guy1: It's getting close to that time of the year...Christmas is a goldmine for me.

guy2: What the freak man? you some kind of elf dealer?

by SteveCravehorn May 23, 2007

elf cum

A slang term for eggnog, popularized by Dave Attell.

Dude I went to my grandmother's christmas party and drank a gallon of elf cum.

I didn't get drunk but I did gain three pounds.

by flem78 November 26, 2013

elf shoe

What your dick looks like, covered in shit after fucking a girl in the ass.

There was so much shit on my dick it looked like an elf shoe.

by Caeke January 12, 2005