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Elf’s suitcase 

Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.

Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”
Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”

Your Elf's lil' coupon book 

A binding contract that will work anytime of day,month,or year. No one can say no to a "Your Elf's lil' coupon book!
"Hey do u want to have a sleepover"
"no, it's a school night, I can't"

"Do u have a "your Elf's lil' coupon book"?"

"yeah,why?"
"use it! There's a coupon in it for a weekday sleepover!"

Santa’s Elf 

A role playing act between an old man and a midget. Commonly done in Southern Romania. Can be penalised if authorities find out.
Old mate dom down the street was telling us at the pub about how he loves doing Santa’s Elf”
Santa’s Elf by That’s Lesbian August 17, 2022

Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color? 

A humorous and annoying way to answer a phone call. The phrase derives from the movie "Elf," and is often used to keep telemarketers from calling a person's house, although this is not the phrase's only use. A twist between a prank call and an answering machine, the phrase is popular on sites such as MyLifeIsAverage.com.
NOTE: "Buddy the elf" is said as the name of the receiver, not the caller.
*phone rings*
Receiver: Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
Telemarketer: Uh...
*Telemarketer hangs up and never calls the house again*

Alternate response:
*phone rings*
Receiver: Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?
Receiver's friend/Caller: Black.
Receiver: Black isn't a color, it's a shade.
*argument about if black is a color*

Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color? 

The best way to answer the phone, from the Christmas movie Elf
I got a scam call so I answered the phone with "Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?"

Angry elf syndrome 

A disease that causes one to be extremely short and small and have extreme anger issues.
"Dude he looks mad"
"Ph don't mind him he's just got angry elf syndrome"