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Dumblefuck 

Adj. Verb. Noun. To, or the process of, being copulated or sodomized by Dumbledore. To be dumblefucked is to be sexually intimate with an elderly wizard who is a gentle lover. Grammatically flexible as in Fuck. Not to be confused with Dumbfuck.
Orign, English.
Ophelia: I am going to Dumblefuck you Tawny. Tawny: Shut up, you dumblefuck. Lance: DUMBLEFUCK! I just stubbed my toe.
Loveless: You are such a Dumblefuck.

Dumblefuck by Scarlett6 April 17, 2009
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Cunt Dumper 

1. noun: A highly promiscuous woman

2. verb: To go on a mission searching for cunt dumpers (cunt dumping)
1. Man my mum acts like such a cunt dumper whenever she's drunk and my dad isn't around

2. Alright boys, we'll drink shitloads of beers then go cunt dumping
Cunt Dumper by muzgrog May 15, 2010

Dapto dumper

A dapto dumper is a girl that shits in your bed after sex and then sneaks off in the middle of the night..
when you wake in the morning and you find a dirty brown turd in your bed and this horror of a woman is gone you say " fuck that Dapto Dumper" got me again!!!!
Dapto dumper by gooooooooooch December 8, 2012

Back door dumbledore 

The back door dumbledore is a famous sexual position form the never released movie in the 'Harry Potter' series.

It essentially consists of a wizards hat, a broomstick and the anus.
1. "Ron! Ron! Get the bandages! I just got back door dumbledore'd by Hagrid! I never understood why Mrs Moganagle made the curfew for first year students! Hagrid has a taste for pre-pubescant boys! Ouch!!"

2. "Arghh, it burns. I never realised Tobasco Sauce could be used as lube!"

3. "Harry Potter, would you stay behind after class. I need to have a little word with you." 😈

You're such a dumbledore 

Using the wizard name from harry potter to call someone dumb.
"Why would you do something like that? You're such a dumbledore I swear."

dumbledore

The most taleted wizard of all time in the land of Harry Potter.
Harry: Dumbledore is the only man Voldemort was ever afraid of!
dumbledore by Jedi Master Luna February 3, 2006

dumplestein 

Specifically, a short white woman who’s eyes are bigger then her tolerance for alcohol when it comes to drinking on a Friday night. Better term then “white girl wasted”.
“Hey dumplestein, let’s go take some shots!”
Natasha is such a dumplestein!”
dumplestein by bkbabyyy February 26, 2022