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Duke Nukem

A bad-ass motherfucker notable for his god-like quotes.

Quotes:

"Eat shit and die."
"I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck."
"I'm gonna get medieval on your asses!"
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of gum."
"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"
"Oh...your ass is grass and I've got the weed-whacker."
"See you in Hell!"
"Suck it down!"
"You're an inspiration for birth control."
"Your face, your ass, what's the difference?"
Guy #1: Have you heard of Duke Nukem?

Guy #2: Who's he?

Guy #1: He's a BAMF ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum, that's who he is!
by ThatGuyOnTheInternet August 22, 2010
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Daisy Dukes

"Daisy Dukes" are extremely short, form-fitting, denim cut-off shorts worn by young women, originally in the American South. They were named after the character Daisy Duke (portrayed by actress Catherine Bach) in the early 1980's American television series, The Dukes of Hazzard.

With the absence of the "Dukes of Hazzard" show, the term would certainly have lost its popularity and meaning without the 1990's hit song "Dazzey Duks," by Hip Hop artist Duice. Duice not only revived the term "Daisy Dukes," but also introduced it to a new generation not aware of the terms origins. From country to urban, Daisy Dukes will always be remembered as "denim short shorts."
Her butt looks great in those daisy dukes.
by hip hop October 12, 2005
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momma-dukes

Mom, mother, the coolest mom,
you're a special mom
Hey, Momma-dukes! whats up?
by janseybabe July 21, 2007
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Duke It Out

To fight, usually fist fight. Probably from John 'the Duke' Wayne movies where he would always end up fighting with someone.
You want to teach him a lesson, duke it out.
by BobLoblaws October 13, 2006
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Nuke Dukem

When a person takes a massive dump in another persons microwave and cooks it on the highest setting until it explodes into a shitty mess or catches on fire. The Nuke Duker normally flees the scene so that when the owner of the microwave finds the evidence, they are none the wiser.
I was at my best friends house and he drank all my beer, so while he was at work, I ate everything in his fridge and then left him a Nuke Dukem.
by Steven Langston April 13, 2007
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Dukemz Gaming

"I want to eat kids, there is nothing more I want to do other than eat small children"
or basically consuming children
Person 1:"Man, I wanna dukemz game someone, like Dukemz, the creator of Dukemz Gaming."
Person 2:"...What?"
Person 2:"Uhh, why is there a random duck running towards us?-"
Person 3:"IT'S HIM!!!!! THE PROPHECY IS TRUE!!!!!!!!"
And then the three persons got dukemz game'd by Dukemz himself.
by R41NST4R October 6, 2022
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Dukered

Pregaming too hard before a sporting event; drinking to the point of no return.
by Duke202020202020 October 11, 2022
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