DoucheCraker

It Means A While Male/Female That is acting Like a Complete Douchbag!

"Man You're a DoucheCraker"
"Stop Acting Like a DucheCraker!"

by DoucheCraker March 28, 2009

Douchecanoe

A lineman who works for a utility company and cant keep "his" pole under control. Willing to risk life and limb, even his marriage just to make sure all his "equipment" gets serviced by anyone willing, no experience or morals necessary!

The douchecanoe lineman had to work late to "install" a "pole" for a customer.

by Human resources January 11, 2020

Urban Douchemonger

An Urban Dictionary representative that reads ALL submitted definitions and does not approve epic material.

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Dude1: What a Urban douchemonger.

by Charles xavier whiskers IV October 23, 2011

douchebonnet

The driver of a truck that has a crappy bonnet on it.

"That guy is such a douchebonnet."

by Iesus Christus March 18, 2008

douchecanon

One who systematically gives birth to those regarded by most of society as "douches." See also: abstinence only education

Barbara Bush gave birth to George W. Bush, Jr. and Jeb Bush, making her a douchecanon.

by SkyeBear August 23, 2011

Douchecanoe

a slightly classier (but only slightly) version of a douchebag

That dude is a real douchecanoe, how can he say that?

by xxMaybexx June 6, 2013

Douchacorn

When a person typically a male tries to be funny but is really just a fat bitch and dreads the day he has to tell his parents he is infact homosexual

Wow that dude is def a douchacorn

by Hugepersonfat March 15, 2024