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Corn Doody

"Phew! I just evacuated a big corn doody."
by creedmoor October 11, 2004
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Doodie Claus

Doodie Claus is a large, poorly groomed Hungarian man that lives in the sewers of Boston. Every year on February 12th, he journeys to the surface to give children the gifts of doodie and happiness.
Gosh, that sure was kind of you to put those orphans out of their misery Ken, you are a regular Doodie Claus.
by Spanky the Pirate April 2, 2004
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doody pebbles

The tiny pebbles of shit still embedded in your carpet after you pick up after your pet. Usually happens when said shit has been sitting on the carpet for awhile, thus allowing it to stick.
Guy 1: What the hell. Why does this place smell so bad?
Guy 2: It's the doody pebbles that Marissa's dog left yesterday; she still hasn't picked them up.
Guy 1: She needs to get rid of that thing.
by kulamur May 14, 2010
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Doody Pops

1. Doody flavored Lolly Pops.
2. An expression for anything that sucks.
Jeff: Did you guys see the new Indiana Jones Movie?
Croud of Ninjas: Yea that shit was doody pops.
by JHitch November 3, 2010
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doody snap

An acceptable way to say "oh shit" in front of your kids.
Oh doody snap! That car almost ran into us!
by Crazy Breezy October 3, 2013
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doodie miscarriage

Is when you can't come to term and you might shit yourself or come damn close to shitting yourself. Pretty much also know as bad diarrhea.
I have a DM!!!
Major DM
dropped a DM
doodie massacre
I have a doodie miscarriage
by drop it on the one August 27, 2008
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doody truffle

The act of replacing a truffle with a a piece of poop
Look jimmy he's eating a doody truffle
by redneck101 November 25, 2013
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