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When someone's dog shits on the front lawn right in front of a home owner, while I laugh. Why???? Lol, because the dog shits and the dog owner picks it up, total intentional jester, funny as hell, but r u kidding me???? Can't we all just get along ( not a Rodney King Reference). WTF well the world's a crazy place!
I don't know how you have those training skills, but obviously you know more than you've been given credit for, I saw your dog shit on my lawn and I was like r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol I'M SO CONFUSED!!!?????!!!!????the funniest part is that you picked it up quick as it dropped.
by marioM July 25, 2019
mugGet the r u kidding dog lawn shitting lolmug.
get frank a gf and watch as they break up a week later
Wow Frank Has A Gf,Oh They Broke Up. National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob
by I hate frank November 11, 2021
mugGet the National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Probmug.

Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker

Mexican that immigrated from Mexico, that stands outside of Home Depot looking for work, and look for Old Flabby Asses to spank
Romil: Hey you that Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spanker over there.
Adam: Hell yeah, I bet he's clappin' granny ass
by #OldFlabbyAss December 10, 2018
mugGet the Californian Shit Dog Pancake Spankermug.

Shut that shit dog

When an Filip Kostic gets aggravated at a human while playing video games. The meaning of Shut that shit dog is to tell your friend to be silent in a unsalty manner
Liam "Your aim is garbage"
Filip(aka the ape): "Shut that shit dog"
Liam "Okay dad"
by ApeHunter December 27, 2018
mugGet the Shut that shit dogmug.
The term used to describe the state you find yourself in the morning after a night of very heavy drinking
Oh man I shouldn't have moved onto double cocktails after the bar ran out of beer last night, I woke up this morning and I was quivering like a shitting dog!
by Big Jack's Bollocks July 7, 2017
mugGet the quivering like a shitting dogmug.

Dog Shit

wow u look like dog shit. that's disgusting!!!!!
by DAVID_122 September 27, 2022
mugGet the Dog Shitmug.

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.
Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
by WozInOz May 10, 2024
mugGet the mad dog shitting razor bladesmug.

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