Cave Diving

When one is to shove their head into a woman's anus during sexual intercourse.

dave: i totally got some last night man
ryan: yeah dude?
dave: yeah i went cave diving, fuckin mess!

by lordboshington December 21, 2009

dining el desko

eating lunch at your desk

Sorry cant meet you for lunch today , too much work to do so will be dining el desko

by Sandgroperchick February 18, 2009

dumpster diving

looking through someone's trash to find something of interest. one man's trash is another man's treasure!

we went dumpster diving and found an old projection TV!

by MV June 30, 2001

Pearl Diving

Performing oral sex on a female and licking her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).

That lickity split lesbian won an Olympic Gold Medal for Pearl Diving - she barely ever comes up for air!

by Shit_4_Brains September 14, 2007

Diving for pearls

Performing oral sex on a female, eating out.
The "pearl" is the clitoris.

"I cant wait to go diving for pearls tonight"

by LOGFLUME March 30, 2010

dining room table

Someone who cannot be reasoned with, especially when confronted with the facts.

"Ma'am, trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it."

by francaises August 19, 2009

sheet diving

Either masturbating under the bed sheets or having sex while shuffling heavily under the bed sheets.

'I went sheet diving by myself again last night' or 'Yeah I went sheet diving with the girl/boy friend last night... '

by D. Maynor November 6, 2006