O.D.A. (Optimal distance of attraction) 

The distance at which a person is most attractive. Beer goggles decrease the ODA between persons.

"That chick has a long O.D.A. (optimal distance of attraction). I thought she was fine from a distance, but once I got up close, I realized she had a face like a horse."

O.D.A. (Optimal distance of attraction) by Yuichi October 1, 2007

Long Distance Hottie

a girl who looks hot from a fair way but gets increasingly ugly as she approaches you....

man that girl i went to meet was hot until she got near me...

ahhh unlucky you got a long distance hottie...

Long Distance Hottie by marcopaulo37 October 13, 2009

Long distance life 

A term to collectively describe the friends, family and other social networks that live far enough away from you that you're limited to communicating through phone calls, sms, AIM, facebook, etc.

I've been doing a bad job at living my long distance life lately, I haven't talked to my old college buddies for three weeks.

Long distance life by Ebonyks July 9, 2010

Schlong Distance Relationship 

Bassed off "long distance relationship"

A relationship in which the woman is only interested due to the size of the man's genitals

Steve: What happened to Suzie and Rob? They were always so happy together
Tom: It was only a schlong distance relationship
Steve: Oh

Schlong Distance Relationship by Menacing Sock May 27, 2010

ryan distance effect 

The ryan distance effect occurs when, over a lengthy period of time, his dickhead levels begin to increase until it is intolerable. This effect normally occurs within the holidays or even over the weekends depending on his current dickhead levels. This is a very unusual case in which only ryan currently possesses. Scientists have yet to explain why there are a lot of mysterious outcomes of this effect.

There is also another view on this effect
if we take a look at ryan's ego on this graph shown in x=1 you can see it reaches infinity in the y-axis
-Professor Aaron Zou

The ryan distance effect is strong in this one

ryan distance effect by lelkalkeawdaw September 26, 2014

long distance crush 

The kinda mental illness that rips you apart from the inside. 'Tis an idiot that develops one, and yet anyone can fall prey.

Either you move on, or wait until you can see each other on a regular basis to go beyond friendship, or confess and renew all agony no matter what their answer. If they like you back, the distance will kill, and if they don't, then you just screwed up a decent friendship, sucker! It's a salope of a situation.

doctor: And what are her symptoms?

concerned individual: General moodiness, addiction to her phone/computer, inability to keep from mentioning a certain person on a regular basis...

doctor: Has this lasted over a month?

concerned individual: Well over.

doctor: We have here a severe case of long distance crush. Behead her and end her misery.

long distance crush by chilli_cheese_fries April 7, 2017

going the distance 

Proceeding with a particular course of action from beginning to end with unwaivering resolve.

"Oh! Ah! Oh yeah baby! Oh, OH! Go the distance baby! Ohhh! Ohhhhh! AHHHH! OH YEAH! AH AH AHhhhhhhhh......."

going the distance by retro January 22, 2004