Disabeered

Your can/bottle of beer gets misplaced due to too many beer cans left sitting around and/or you're just unable to locate. As if your beverage of beer has done a disabeering act.

I swear I just placed my beer right here somewhere, it's as if it Disabeered on me

by FroglickD' February 20, 2026

Disagreebait

A form of online trolling where the goal is to disagree with every single thing a person says, regardless of content, accuracy, or logic. The Disagreebaiter isn't engaging in debate—they're performing disagreement as a weapon. Every post gets a "actually, that's wrong." Every fact gets a "source?" Every personal experience gets a "that didn't happen." The goal is exhaustion: to wear the target down, to make them doubt themselves, to gaslight them into questioning their own reality. Often combined with patholight—"touch grass," "take your meds," "you need help"—to suggest the target is mentally ill for even responding. It's not about being right; it's about making the other person feel wrong for existing.

"I posted a heartfelt thread about my experience with grief. Within minutes, Disagreebait: 'Actually, grief doesn't work that way.' 'Source?' 'You're being dramatic, touch grass.' They don't care about grief—they care about making me feel crazy for having feelings."

by Abzugal February 24, 2026

Disagreepost

A specific instance of Disagreebait—a post whose sole purpose is to contradict, dismiss, or gaslight the target. Disagreeposts are characterized by their reflexive negativity, their lack of substantive engagement, and their focus on the person rather than the content. They're not arguments; they're social weapons designed to destabilize. A Disagreepost might be as simple as "wrong" on a well-researched article, or as elaborate as a multi-paragraph dismantling that engages with nothing the original said. The content is irrelevant; the function is everything.

"She spent hours on a beautiful analysis of a film. The first comment was a Disagreepost: 'This is literally the worst take I've ever seen.' No explanation, no engagement, just negation. That's not feedback—that's a drive-by shooting."

by Abzugal February 24, 2026

disabeer

(Some Arithmetic Skills Required) I bring 12 in a small cooler. Next morning I get asked, "How many beers you have?". Me: I rememberrrr..... the first 5 (lightweight, fair 'nuff); there's 2 left in the cooler - that's 5 disabeers. There's a good chance I had at least 1 of those, and sure friends need an extra because for some reason they only brought a couple beers. Disabeers. Thanks spell correct for trying to make me put "disablers". Plural of disabeer. Sometimes you cruise through the night and there's only a single unaccounted for. That would be a disabeer.

Wow Fred. Great party. Only 1 disabeer and I only heard there were a couple hurlers. We should try the kegger next time.

by anonymous March 8, 2026

disabeer

(ATTN: basic arithmetic skills required) Jimmy asks me how many beers I have left at the end of the party last night? My cooler shows 4. I brought 12, 'cause you know there's always that one friend. I remember drinking the first 5 beers. 12 minus 5 = 7. Had my brain not been impaired, I should have 7 beers left. I have 4 remaining. 3 disabeers. There's an excellent chance that I had at least one of the disabeers and your mates always appreciate having a couple at the ready when they're running low.
Plural of disabeer. If it's a two-four or a 30 shared amongst many in a camping scenario, or rec softball, or curling; it's all of the beers you don't remember drinking.

NOT a good stat to share with an officer of the law.

"My bar tab says I had 8 last night but I only recall the first 5. So 3 disabeers."
NEVER: "Officer, there's only one disabeer that I remember."

by LightSwitchPolice March 8, 2026

Disagreement

It isn't a disagreement.

Hym "It isn't a simple disagreement. What's happening is happening and I am going to put an end to it. If you won't enforce the harassment laws in the workplace and you won't let me make money outside of the workplace them I'm going to murder your kids. I don't need to prove anything. I don't need to do anything. You need to do what I'm telling you or your kids need to die. If you do not ensure that no single person has authority over me ever again, I'll will murder a child and it will not matter. You pay me now or you lose one of your kids forever. Because there is no God and once they are gone they are gone. I'm not going to listen to you."

by Hym Iam June 6, 2025

Discreet Newsletter

Similar to a reach around, this is the sexual process of tickling a partner's genitals (inclusive of ball fondling and cheeky fingering) but from a side angle or around a corner (the sneakier the better). The aim being that it's like sneaking local news, spam or junk mail into someone's letterbox which provides mutual, but secret, satisfaction that A. They've delivered news and B. You've received something you like but don't want to publicly disclose.

Last night I was at a house party and I slipped my girlfriend a discreet newsletter in the kitchen.

My boyfriend didn't look impressed in the club so I gave him a discreet newsletter.

by BLeford September 5, 2025