Ditching

Multiple definitions,

1) when someone leaves a group/party to go to another party or group of people
2)When someone says no to 1 person but yes to another person to a party or hanging out on the same day
3) forgetting about something purposefully

Nick is ditching tommy to hangout with jack

by Blake1999 August 20, 2017

ditch filter

an absorbent plug in the vagina used for menstruation.

"I just found the cap to the soy sauce bottle in her ditch filter!"

"I can't have sex with my woman because she's on the ditch filter!"

"My woman got pissed off at me and flung her ditch filter at me!"

"I saw a woman pull a ditch filter from her pussy and shove it in a guys face!"

"My wife sent me to the store for her god damn ditch filters!"

by William Larue Smith February 20, 2009

Ditchburn

the one who is affected badly from pink eye

Shit! you've been Ditchburned!

by poopoopooopooofart December 1, 2011

Bro-ditch

When a bro ditches his other bros for another activity.
Usually when a bro-ditch is performed, the bro-ditcher receives some form of punishment from his bros.

"Dude, you just bro-ditched us... that's a hit in the balls from all of us!"

"I can't believe you bro-ditched us for that whore!"

by Teepoo July 13, 2007

MSN Ditched

When your having a conversation with someone on MSN and out of no where for no particulare reason, they sign off.. and your like wtf?

I was talking to Lisa on msn last night about some pretty importnant shit and the bitch totally just like msn ditched me.

by Courtney0079 October 20, 2008

Bitch & Ditch

A term used when an individual cancels plans without a particular explanation other than to be a bitch and ruin somebody else's day.

I know we were planning to hang out, but i'm going to have to bitch & ditch. Not feeling it.

by Titannel November 12, 2016

dry ditch

to ditch out on your bro's while trying to save face, instead of admitting your current p-whip status.

-You guys coming to the bar? Everyone is gonna be there, Jim, Dave, Kali, Josh.
-Dave probly won't be there
-No he said he's coming
-yeah but dude is known to dry ditch
-oh shit, for real?
-yeah dude dry ditches habitually. He a habitual dry ditcher

by cplpeterson June 18, 2017