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Dick Rider

A guy OBSESSED with an individual so much that he does anything to get attention or a reaction from him. Bro is creaming on the D just for the idea of a response, get off his nuts man.
Patrick: Why Aiden always meat riding
Jayden: Idk, He a Dick Rider
by Usapyon February 7, 2023
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dick rider

A Dick Rider is someone who constantly has something to say about you and what you got going on. They key difference between dick riding and being truthful is the manner in which the comments/criticism is given. A dick rider will often find ways to bring you into conversations not about you to talk shit about you, only talk about you negatively in the presence of others, and often are people who aren’t having much success going for themselves. A good thing to remember is often times a dick rider is someone who is not fully secure with themselves or happy with their achievements as someone who is fully secure with themselves often doesn’t negatively focus much on others.
James: I need to do my work before these report cards come out
Craig(the one being dick rode): yea I feel that
The dick rider: Craig your grades is some trash it’s nothing you can do I bet
Craig: you don’t even know my grades. you dick riding bro
by yourneighborhoodOG May 27, 2023
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#1 Dick Rider

the biggest dick rider this planet has to see
he/she will religiously defend someone that doesnt know who they are, no matter the circumstances
person: imo i dont really like (person, band, or something else)
#1 Dick Rider: you didnt have to phrase it so rudely, you couldve said (continues on for around 5 minutes)
by dazed nad confused March 7, 2023
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Pussy ass dick-rider bitch

Someone who is willing to talk shit but can’t back themselves up, commonly brown noses the important men in their life, needs validation in order to make themselves feel truly worthy and is a total waste of space that is scared of the consequences of their own fucking actions.

This breed of “human” is most commonly, but not limited to white, cisgender, heterosexual men with a severe praise kink and a need for validation from men at all times.

If they do fit into the vast majority of this breed, they will commonly use their privilege to get what they want then refuse to admit that they have any fucking privilege, commonly saying that they’re oppressed in one way or another.
“Zulu is such a pussy ass dick-rider bitch. Maybe he’ll get the karma he deserves.
by PIXELMATOR March 12, 2023
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Dickfidence

Damn he had some really high dickfidence when he was trying to bang me
by DLC84 March 11, 2017
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Dickdriver

Where a guy puts a penis in a girl and turns her around like a corkscrew, causing the dick to wrap around itself.
My penis hurt so bad after I gave her an dickdriver
by Unholycocksucker69 September 16, 2019
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DickRidingDevin

Simply you are Dickriding devin for no apparent reason at all. If you do this you are a top #1 Dickrider for devin
Why the fuck are you DickRidingDevin you Dickrider
by LiINiglet July 20, 2023
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