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Fatty deposit

A swell dude named Ty who has a heck of a time getting his life together and as a result just kinda flops fetchingly through life like a lifeless blob of lard swirling in a chasm that is juxtaposed between chaos and helplessness.
Only a fatty deposit would show up 45 minutes late for a pathophys final.
by #Jellylicious 😎 November 9, 2018
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Direct Deposit

When one sits on one's face, wide-open mouth air tight to one's anus and defecates.
"I was wacking off to this porno called "Bankers and Spankers" last night where this 300 pound banker gives this 100 pounds soak and wet spanker a direct deposit."
by zerk August 25, 2018
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derect deposit

The load of love-juice that a male "invests" into a female's love-tunnel (or her mouth, depending on "how far they're going" at the time) from his stiff taut "dispensing-spout".
I always ask a gal if she's in danger of getting preggo before I make any derect deposits into her "downstairs ATM".
by QuacksO January 31, 2019
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Liberty Deposit

A secret gun safe with enough guns to survive an apocalypse, and enough guns so you can preserve democracy
Mike: Hey, john, lets make a liberty deposit! John: Alright.
by lmaokk April 8, 2018
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deposit farming

When a landlord takes money from tenant’s deposits every time they let it out, but never use the money to actually fix or replace the thing it’s for. Often the damage being charged for is more like fair wear and tear, or was a problem before the tenants even moved in.
My landlord took our deposit to replace the carpet that was stained when we arrived. I know the next tenants and when I went to visit them, the stain was still there. Seems like they were just deposit farming.
by ‘Ol snakeeyes December 26, 2019
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dick deposit

the act of a male going over to a sexual partner's residence or dwelling for quick sexual activity
David went to John's house last night to make a dick deposit.
by ChatchLands April 8, 2020
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Golden Deposit

The act of a man peeing down another man's Urethra.
"Hi Mike! Can't wait to leave you a nice Golden Deposit!"
by GoldenDespositCreator1 October 29, 2023
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